Just how complicated can engineers make things, here translate this, it's actually very very simple. btw all you science/engineer guys will get a good chuckle out of it. Can you translate the following into simple English... "Two individuals proceeded toward the apex of a natural geologic protuberance. The purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact dimensions of which were unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member."
also there were 5 lines of words, and not one diagram, let alone the 5+ there should have been also the sentance lacked numbers and equations, making it therefore boring
I did this one years ago for our consulting group.... Why did the chicken cross the road? Deregulation of the chickens side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. IBM, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) IBM helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chickens people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. IBM convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with IBM consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tactic and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chickens mission, vision, and core values. This was conductive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. IBM helped the chicken change to become more successful.
