English teacher's worst nightmare

And the funniest bit is the teachers' comment at the bottom of page 3! No wonder the drug crazed hippie turns in garbage work if the teacher can't even spell!

It was pretty funny though!

 

hmmmm funny stuff, and using tubgirl as a reference, well... that says it all right there.

what makes my head hurt as a non-English teacher? hearing "your right". ouch, that hurts.

 

lmao! The best was his sources.

 

LOL, the fact that he still managed a D- is amazing.

 

WTF is that??? 61%??? and -1 for words like gay, anal or cocaine??? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF????????????
I'm not sure which of the kid or the teacher is worse ...

 

When I was at school, we had a year end French exam, the teacher said you'd get 1% for spelling your name right, one of our class scored zero!

 

LOL thats great

 

god why did I click on tubgirl.com

do not click on tubgirl.com

 

Haha. Another victim... people never learn

 

bwahaha

 

life changing isnt it

 

I think I committed a sin, but I don't know for sure, I think I am going to hell.....
like watching the exorsist for the first time........

 

This looks like a paper designed to light up the teacher. Notice that the teach missed "through out" instead of "throughout", and marked off "********" for profanity rather than because it should be "*******".

And the note about the second set of binder punches may be indicative of someone who examines trees for dry rot during a forest fire.

"No pictures", or there'd be a big "OWNED" at the end.

(I pulled a similar smart-a$$ submission on a college english mid-term -- knowing that the rest of the lit department would be grading it, not just the walking cliche assigned to our section. I used a bit more subtle sarcasm -- the one teach didn't get it, but I figure the rest of the profs did. I got an "A".)

 

LOL. I guess he should have put a "NWS" on his paper!

 

ya it is

 

That's what I was thinking.

 

HAHAHA...that is just hilarious with so many stories rolled in the essay...

 

Thats hilarious, somebody needs to give him some direction to become a great comedian

Reminds me of my friend in LA who used to teach high school in LA. He applied to Med School & instead of the usual statement about why he wanted to be a DR he wrote a poem LOL classic

This same guy once called in to work & told his boss he couldnt go to the office because he had to go to the beach LOL

 

I remember seeing this for the first time.

No Pictures, and the wrong side hole punched, colored paper already make it funny enough.

 

It's a bit too obvious that it's a joke, though.