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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by judge4re, Feb 15, 2005.

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  1. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    #1 judge4re, Feb 15, 2005
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  2. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #2 Fan512bbi, Feb 15, 2005
    NNO please will you stop handcuffing yourself to my steering wheel.
     
  3. amenasce

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    #3 amenasce, Feb 15, 2005
    " Mr Mccoy , Bitte ..., for the last time , get out of Mr Schumachers car ! "
     
  4. amslb182

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    #4 amslb182, Feb 15, 2005
    That thing on the right is called the gas pedal, you push it when you want to go.
     
  5. F1Ace

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    #5 F1Ace, Feb 15, 2005
    "I know it's fast, and I know it's serial number 004, but this is an F1 grid, you don't stand a chance!"
     
  6. benedict

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    #6 benedict, Feb 15, 2005
    "Just one more second, I have to actually see the serial number"
     
  7. Free

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    #7 Free, Feb 15, 2005
    "Get that Kit Car off the track! This race is for REAL Enzos only!!!"
     
  8. fanatic1

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    #8 fanatic1, Feb 15, 2005
    Go back 1/4 mile, take a left, The DollHouse is on the right. But remember, you need to have the car back by 5:00. NO STAINS!
     
  9. milstanselnino

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    #9 milstanselnino, Feb 15, 2005
    Damn, sir! The dang engine is plumb missin' !
     
  10. robert biscan

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    #10 robert biscan, Feb 15, 2005
    "I know you got a good deal on the car, let the salesman out of the bonnet"
     
  11. lawandorder360

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    #11 lawandorder360, Feb 15, 2005
    "I don't want a repeat of last year, Zanardi."
     
  12. Ferrari0324

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    #12 Ferrari0324, Feb 15, 2005
    "I understand the car has exceptionally fast steering response, but you can't keep driving against traffic! You need to drive that way."
     
  13. ChuckEBaby

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    #13 ChuckEBaby, Feb 15, 2005
    That Blonde back there in the Thong has a sign that says:
    “ Will ride mustache, for Ride in Enzo”.
    I’ve got a mustache, you don't, my turn to drive!!
     
  14. bwassam

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    #14 bwassam, Feb 15, 2005
    "That way. They went that-a-way"
     
  15. enzo360

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    #15 enzo360, Feb 15, 2005
    Please don't push the trottle that hard!! You've already scared your seeing-eye dog that much it ran that way!! Are you sure you can follow that F1 just by ear?
     
  16. GaryReed

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    #16 GaryReed, Feb 15, 2005
    The coffee and donuts are COLD!

    Now get back to Krispy Kream for another order.... and no more side trips this time!
     
  17. Wolfgang

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    #17 Wolfgang, Feb 15, 2005
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  18. MrApex

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    #18 MrApex, Feb 15, 2005
    For the last time....the Interstate is 4 miles East of here!
     
  19. maranelloman

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    #19 maranelloman, Feb 15, 2005
    Mr. Montoya, this is a Ferrari-only event.

    Please leave.
     
  20. Modenafan

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    #20 Modenafan, Feb 15, 2005
    Jiffy Lube? Yeah two blocks down and left, can't miss it.
     
  21. nosaint

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    #21 nosaint, Feb 15, 2005
    " i haven't a clue ! Damn it Jim, i'm not a mechanic, i'm just a country doctor" !!!!
     
  22. paulie_b

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    #22 paulie_b, Feb 15, 2005
    sir, you are on the F1 grid not the autobahn! please leave now before the race starts.
     
  23. Ken

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    #23 Ken, Feb 15, 2005
    "Call off the oxygen, I just told him it's insured."

    Ken
     
  24. Oengus

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    #24 Oengus, Feb 15, 2005
    FUNNY!!
     
  25. LopeAlong

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    #25 LopeAlong, Feb 15, 2005
    Rubens, "No Monte, I will not let Michael by. If we are side by side going into the first turn, I am takin' him out!"

    Jim
     
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