Let's try to translate this joke into english language : "Do you know the difference between hell and heaven ? Heaven is : You are welcomed by an English man, A French is cooking the dinner, An Italian is in charge of the ambiance, the mood, And everything is organized by a German. Hell is almost the same but : You are welcomed by a French, The English is cooking, A German is in charge of the ambiance And eveything is organized by an Italian".