Ever think... (the stereotyping people in cars thread!)

Older Volvo Bricks.

Speed up!

The idea is your car is already safe! Not that you have to drive overcautiously!

 

Lets not forget the mustang and camaro stereotypes.


As for EVO stereotypes. They are generally inaccurate. It takes decent money to own one.

Shame they get lumped in with all the ricers on the road.

 

As I was driving along today in my MIATA, my mind wanders onto what I should pick up at the grocers and whether they would have the nice cut mums and gladiolas for the centerpiece. Oh, Dear, will they have the fresh arugula out on Monday?

Thank God for Belgian driving loafers.

Addendum: That ^^is actually all true save the Belgian driving loafers, I swear.

 

While I am at Deal`s Gap,in my Miata, I smirk to my self as I out run X in His X, while I`m driving with one hand, staying in my lane, as X is on both sides of the road,and getting smaller and smaller in my rear view mirror...
Seriously.
BTW I must be oblivious,because I never heard the GAY thing about the MX-5 Miata until after I got one. Not that there`s anything wrong with being Gay,I guess.
I did get a chuckle out of the Orange Miata two guys Corky Romano post on here.
I`m the kind of guy who likes sports cars all the way from the Bugeye Sprite all the way up to the ENZO.

 

the deadly triad-
a woman
driving an SUV
talking on a cell phone

 

What, you're stopping there? What about :

- doing her nails
- wrestling with soccer kids in the back seat
- driving with 3 inch heels

 

-lighting a cigarette
-changing the CD

 

Driving a MIATA = Small Pecker!

 

...or ghey.....

 

Damn, you guys must have found my gay porn pictures! Tisk tisk - why are you surfing those sites anyway.

 

I think miata = HUUUGGGEEEE pecker. I.e. you are such a stud that you don't care to "enchance" it by driving a macho car. Often though these studs prefer other studs.

Shattering stereotypes, Me in an M3 and old 50 something grey beard doctor racing me in his STI. Me in an M3, a young "cool" looking 30 something, telling me he did not want to race because his 911 spent all winter in the garage and was not "broken in" yet.

 

I personally think the Miata looks like a clown shoe. I was a bit self conscious when I first bought mine and drove it around stock. I knew of the gay connection but that didn't stop me because in actuality they are a blast to drive. Starting to get more and more race every weekend, between the serious roll bar setup, 5 point belts and so forth not even a question anymore.
Girls who drive mustangs. I have torn the tires loose and light up the six pistons many times to avoid them. They are all trouble.

 

I must be the exception to the rule Miata=Gay. I`m a happily married guy with
three Miatas. Funny thing is, there are probably 100 gay guys driving around in Jeeps and pick-up trucks for every gay Miata driver. Imagine that!
Never Assume, because it makes an ass out of you and an ass out of me.
Wonder if drivers of Little Alfas and Fiat sports cars are all gay like all the Miata drivers are supposed to be?

 

you're in denial.......
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Good one Al! I`m old enough to have figured it out by now. I think I`ll check again.... Yup, I`m still straight! LOL. Even with Three Miatas....

 

I've got a TR8, which back then some considered a chick car, although that was prob more the TR7

 

All small cab drivers are gay.
They think they're cool but they're not.
They think they succeeded, but haven't yet (yeah it's nasty)

All BM drivers have ego problems.
They all think they're the best at everything, while they are usually hardly good at anything, except of course filling that space in your rearview mirror.

All Audi drivers are lame.
They think they make a design statement, - like gay glasses, while everyone drives the same lame car in the same lame colour.

All Fcar drivers are boring.
They wanna play the "I don't even want that someone looks at me", while it all shouts hey hey look at me, i'm as good in bed as my car is good on the road.

All SUV/Van driver(e.;-)s should stay home.
Usually that brick in front of you is full of nothing. On stupid punk sits behind the wheel dreaming about a perfect life he'll never had, and wondering why not everyone on earth is as smart as he is (hey, even the car dealer told him that, not only his mum) and would drive a useless SUV you can fill once a year with trash.

Redneck pickups
My favorite ones. A pathetic statement to darwinism.
Yeah, man and monkeys DO have a link, and yeah it's still alive. and hey, it's right on front of you.
No who said chimps' can't drive ?