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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by millemiglia, Sep 27, 2004.

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  1. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
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    Peter B.
    #1 millemiglia, Sep 27, 2004
    Why is it that you can sue McDonald's for getting fat, you can sue Marlboro for getting cancer but you can't sue your brewery for all the ugly chicks you've woken up with...?

    /Peter
     
  2. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Mar 25, 2004
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    Steve.
    #2 Fan512bbi, Sep 27, 2004
    Because you would have to go to court and swear on oath that you actually slept with them, would you do that? :D
     
  3. Gilles27

    Gilles27 F1 World Champ

    Mar 16, 2002
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    #3 Gilles27, Sep 27, 2004
    Obesity and cancer are pretty much one-time afflictions. Goin' hoggin' is repetitive.
     
  4. SrfCity

    SrfCity F1 World Champ

    Nov 1, 2003
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    #4 SrfCity, Sep 27, 2004
    Just wait, that'll be the next law suit. "Man sues for alcohol related poor judgment and waking up with too many ugly chicks."
     
  5. normhuff

    normhuff Formula Junior

    Dec 14, 2003
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    J. Norman Huff, Esq.
    #5 normhuff, Sep 27, 2004
    You haven't read the warning label on the side of the bottle, have you?
     

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