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  1. mr. green

    mr. green Formula Junior
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    Does your F-car make you a better lover or is it more for scoring strange
    poon?
     
  2. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    My Shlong grew 2 " after I bought my first Ferrari :) When I buy my F40 I'll be like John Holmes.

    Herees a good 1, " I'm smart as a horse & hung like Einstein" LOL
     
  3. beast

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    Go away Green and come back once you start collecting social security in the year 2055
     
  4. mr. green

    mr. green Formula Junior
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    Everyone knows there won't be social security in 2055. The system will
    be broke by then.
     
  5. beast

    beast F1 Veteran

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    So i guess that means dont come back!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. AJS328

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    William, LOL! Mine only grew about an inch and a half since. Must be because it's only an 8 cyl. :)
     
  7. mr. green

    mr. green Formula Junior
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    Beast,

    If I were you I would be spending time on the tread mill not F-chat.
     
  8. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    DUDE!! That ain't right!

    DL
     
  9. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Ive had my knob polished a few times in the 512TR, Not in the race car :) but actually making love in it would require 1 to be a contortionist or a masochist or perhaps both :)
     
  10. mr. green

    mr. green Formula Junior
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    Darth,

    When I get a 550 I'll be PC like you.





    p.s. He started the mudslinging!
     
  11. mikey

    mikey Karting

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    #11 mikey, Dec 13, 2003
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  12. Gary Green finally says something funny, and it only took him 94 posts to do it.
     
  13. mikey

    mikey Karting

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    #13 mikey, Dec 13, 2003
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    Treadmill is ONE WORD.

    Stay in school
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  14. mikey

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    #14 mikey, Dec 13, 2003
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    We are still waiting for you.....
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  15. mikey

    mikey Karting

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    #15 mikey, Dec 13, 2003
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    11-09-2003, 08:27 PM
    I will not start any more new threads Post #24

    mr. green
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    Rob and F-chat community,

    It is 8:18 west coast time. As of this time I will not start any more new
    threads. For now on I will be an observer only. Please do not ban my account, I have so much I have to learn. I promise to be as quiet as
    a mouse, You won't even know I'm here.

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  16. zjpj

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    You said you are "here to learn." Are you saying this is an honest educational question?
     
  17. maranelloman

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    #17 maranelloman, Dec 13, 2003
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  18. mr. green

    mr. green Formula Junior
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    Dave,

    Your what us westcoasters refer to as a square. You better stay in Texas with the stears and queers.
     
  19. mikey

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    #19 mikey, Dec 13, 2003
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    Square? Who still says square?
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  20. Ahh, good `ole maranelloman posting the some unfunny pictures over and over again.
     
  21. mikey

    mikey Karting

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    Ahh... good 'ole "Il CUMmenadoatore" being a idiot again.
     
  22. mikey

    mikey Karting

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    But I do agree that they are getting VERY VERY old.
     
  23. maranelloman

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    Green,

    At least we "squares" know how to spell "steers", and also know the difference between "your" and "you're".

    Keep dancing, fly-bait.
     
  24. maranelloman

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    #24 maranelloman, Dec 13, 2003
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    Hey, Commandatore, you don't like 'em? Well, be a man (for once) and put me on your ignore list.

    Same for you, Mikey.
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  25. mikey

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    #25 mikey, Dec 13, 2003
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