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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by steve f, Apr 13, 2005.
BRING BACK TEA ARSE to spice up fchat
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I have to concur that it is slow - thought it was just my PC but its been slow for 2 days now...
How about you stop talking about 12 cylinders and TeaArse, now that would make this site more interesting.
he he, put that in yer pipe and smoke it fitzy
This isnt a proper post Im afraid, its nothing more than a collective of words shouted from my office window before disappearing back onto the phone to talk about things I understand not. Nonetheless, they lie blushing expectantly for your eyes below:
A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it (as you do), voilla, a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Im a little rusty, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well - only double."
The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million pounds," he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that £10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received £20,000,000," the genie said.
"I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said.
Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said.
"And what is your last wish?"
"Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."
You Dont post much (40) but every ones a Winner.....
Agree - the last week has been quiet and very factual. Not complaining - just an observation.