F-Chat Post Examples in 2015

Title: Looking for Mechanic in Peoria

Message: My car has 23K and needs it's 18th major service... my old mechanic just retired and moved to Palm Beach. Suggestions?

 

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Can my Ferrari burn tap water? or does it have to be distilled.

 

Posted by NNO
Title: Only One Left!

Alright folks, as many of you know, I was scammed. I was scammed big time. I thought I would have my black/black Enzo, but the deal didn't come through. I sent over my right testical to this bank president in Nigeria over 4 years ago and there has been absolutely zero communication since.

So now I'm offering up my very last and only testical in trade for a black/black NNO. Any milage is fine, worn tires are fine. Please, this is my last chance!

 

What's the best wax, and where can I get floor mats?

 

IM CURRENTLY PAYING 10.00 USD A GALLON FOR GAS, IS THERE A BETTER WAY??


MY ENZO 11 IS ONLY 1200 HP, IS THERE A CHIP I CAN INCREASE TO 1500 HP??


ROB LAY IS A GRANDFATHER, CONGRATS.........


CARBON HAS 1,000, 000 POSTS, CONGRATS

 

This thread is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

LOL

 

Post VIN Numbers, PICs and DNA if you have nothing to hide!

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by UroTrash
There's a rust free 330 GTC on Ebay, somewhere in the midwest, with a buy it now only 450,000!!! Anybody know this car????


Yer a krewl man, FD, a krewl man...

 

I don't have your rapier wit, so I take the cheap shots.
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Some thread topics:

Will the forthcoming F980 "Schumaker" trounce the latest 1900 hp Lambo?

Why are 1900hp Lambo's selling below list? Is Lambo in trouble?

Corvette C14- the "Best" Sportscar for the Money

How do I deal with People that park their Jet-pod too Close to My Ferrari

Is the styling of the 430 too dated?

Napolis Just Bought and Sold the Entire Italian Auto Industry on CNBC

Does the new 'Telepathic' shifter take away from the True Driving Experience

Jonas Hostrup Decrys Termination of Social Security as we Know It

OH, yeah, and

Is Anybody Beginning to Tire of the Style of the Latest 911 Porsche?

 

First person in 430 replacement waiting list gets car

 

Comrade Maranelloman, has the temperature dropped below 140 in the past month?

 

William Hubble is living in style with his Earth orbiting condominium.

 

When do you need to replace the "chains"? My F430 is now 10 years old - some of you say you have to change the chains every 100K miles or 10 years... Do you think I can stretch it to 15 years before the engine out to change the chains

And what do you guys do for a living to be able to afford a new F960 Ferrari?

 

"Hi. I've been lurking here since 2009 and Im finally ready to pull the phaser trigger" Can you help out a newbie and tell if I should get a 6 speed or F1?"

RESPONSE....from Doody.

WHY, OH WHY IS THERE NO SPECIAL "F1 vs. 6SPD FORUM" FOR THIS ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE OF A BORING AND BEAT TO DEATH TOPIC???????????

ALL THE E-KITTIES HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR A DECADE!
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DL

 

I've been on the waiting list from the days of the 360, remember that car? The dealer said not to worry, you're F-880 is only three years away

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....
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Here the post:

Gentry was caught!!! Check out the news articles:



Scamming spree finally comes to an end; Suspect caught in his Houston apartment.

April 5, 2015 (BCN) — A man who used an array of false names while posing as a entrepreneur and self-made “millionaire” stealing and scamming thousands on web based forums all over the internet over the past ten years did not resist arrest when police tracked him to a Houston apartment late Wednesday night.

Officers responded to 1756 Carmel Drive at about 11 p.m. after receiving an anonymous tip that the “millionaire” impersonator was at that address, according to Houston police.
When he opened the door, "police recognized him from his photograph," said police Lt. Loren Cattolico. He was taken into custody without incident and was booked into Harris County Jail in Downtown Houston under the name Gentry L. Wilson (III), according to a jail spokeswoman.
Wilson is said to have “scammed many people from a Ferrari enthusiast forum called Ferrarichat” says District Attorney Stephen Lomack. “We’ve asked for all who were victimized by Wilson to come forward and help in the investigation.”
If convicted, Wilson could serve 20 years and be fined $500,000.

Copyrighted © 2015 ABC News

 

^^^ post of the (next) decade!


LMMFAO!

 

Hey Guys! I just got a check from Wayne Hynes that covered my judgement against him from 2004. Drinks are on me!........I did not know you could have a checking account while in prison!