F1 2025 Season Predictions

1. Ferrari car sales fall as high end clients appalled at new low end image as lil' lewee and his clothes bring massive brand value destruction. Owners turn to building their own custom Ricers in Torrance, CA with bigger wings than recent Ferrari models and more hideous Corvette style mouths. TdFs and Speciales skyrocket in value.
2. Elkann becomes a rapper and Snoop Dog becomes Ferrari Chairman
3. Max wins WDC, Oscar second, Chuck third
4. At year end, Max moves to AM for 2.9 Billion$
5. McC wins WCC
6. Zak wins In and Out Burger franchise, installs store at each F1 track, gains 50 pounds, wins 2025 World Chubolini Championship

 

- Larry the Canadian rants further about how he deserves a knighthood when in fairness the money is supposed to be paid directly to british politicians, not dumped into forcing your kids to do something they're clearly unhappy doing.

- Lewis wears ridiculous outfits that even make Beyonce wonder wtf he's smoking

- Lando continues his tradition of being the antithesis of Danny Ric, looking exponentially sadder than Danny ever grinned.

- The Dutch National Anthem recording actually burns up from overuse, and Horner SH's seven more employees.

 

So what is actually going to be different about the 2025 cars? And how much time and money is actually going to go into this year's effort? Feels like this could be a Faux season full of hype for 2026. But it could also be just enough of a throw away season for Lewis to snatch an 8th WDC and retire with honor.

 

Well it might be a close battle again but dirty air has emerged again to make passing more difficult and the tires are never optimal. So qualy matters along with few strategic errors in car and on pitwall!

 

Redbull car a disaster, Max goes to Aston for 26, battle between Mclaren and Ferrari for both titles, Charles prevails, Lewis calls it a day. Antonelli destroys a few cars.

 

It's hard for me to rule out Max Verstappen and Red Bull as favourite for the WDC title.
Not sure if they can take the constructors title though. Lawson is the big unknown.

 

Given red bull's penchant for building a car to Max's preferences nobody else can drive it may not be just the nut behind the wheel that does or doesn't secure it.

 

IF Tsunoda doesn't make it with RedBull, RedBull would most likely give Ricciardo a call back to finish out the season.

"Desperate times call for desperate measures."

 

Any one taking the N°2 seat at Red Bull alongside Max accepts to be his "whipping boy" .

 

You're just missing one. lolol

 

Piastri for WC
MC wins constructor
Lewis retires.
Max leaves RB

 

Quoted for most unlikely prediction of the 2025 F1 season.