F60 Ferrari Enzo, 355 With T-Tops LMFAO hehehehe

wow she really is a cutie

 

$750 for the Supra.
$5 in carbon fiber contact paper.
$5 in heating register vents.
$10 in 2 cans of Krylon (silver and yellow).
$15 in assorted sheetmetal screws, odd assortments of bracketing and metal mesh.

$785. He might be able to buy a Ferrari gas cap and a lug bolt for what he has into that car.

 

Maybe he doesn't want a old Ferrari, maybe that's why he is dissing 328. You don't see him talking **** about the F360 in the video do you?

 

I hate to jump on this bandwagon, because I don't believe in feeding the trolls, but I have to speak when we start talking about this poor, confused young man's girlfriend.

Don't get me wrong, I am all for heaping abuse on our Lame-arossa, but I think instead of bashing his girl, we should be concerned her mental health.

Specifically, it seems that a woman that has self esteem as low as this girl would appear to (as evidenced by her dating someone so completely full of sh*t), while at the same time being as (relatively) attractive as she is, would be destined to lead a life of shame and ridicule, ending in the tragic alcoholic blaze of glory we so often see on “Cops”, or even “Divorce Court”.

Instead, I propose an intervention. Let us band together as the true Samaritans that we know we are, find this wayward nymph, and show her what a true Tifosi should be.

Certainly, this will cut short what would surely end as a life unfulfilled, and perhaps (dare we hope?) teach our spiky haired, vertically and verbally challenged Lame-arossa that idiocy does not pay!

 

You're a jackass.

 

Here are some facts:

1990 Supra Turbo
0-60: 6.6 seconds
0-100: 17.9 seconds
1/4 Mile: 15.2 seconds

1987 Ferrari 328
0-60: 6.0 seconds
0-100: 15.9 seconds
1/4 Mile: 14.5 seconds

1982 Ferrari 308
0-60: 7.3 seconds
0-100: 19.8 seconds
1/4 Mile: 15.8 seconds

Sure, you COULD beat an older 308, but any Ferrari with a 328 designation will kill you. Race a 328 and you will see nothing but its taillights for the whole run, I promise you that.

This is assuming that your car is a turbo, which I would wager that it is not. If it IS a turbo, there's no doubting that it is stock and in such a poor state of tune that it will not be putting out the factory fresh figure of 232 HP, and thus not running anywhere near the factory fresh performance figures.

 

Go back to sleep!!

 

Umm... NO but I did hit many SOFT spots in your girl! I hit them so long and so hard she was cooing for hours. Did she neglect to tell you?

Of course not, there are no register vents, duct tape, exposed sheet metal screws, or other half-baked cheese acoutrements (should I define that word for you?) on Ferraris so I completely understand you lack of interest. Until you get a REAL Ferrari "one of these days" (yeah right) will you continue to drive this piece of dog feces?

 

First off, i think some people (RobiFerrettispaghettismeatballoni) are giving this guy way too much credit on the girlfriend issue. Id say marginal at best. Scale of 1-10= 5 . Thats about it.

Lamorossa,

You are Fchat's equivalent of William Hung.

 

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DL

 

Allan, I love your posts sometimes.

 

No you won't. Ever.

Allan, the Hung comment still has me laughing.

Simon Cowell(upon seeing the POS for the first time): Just what the hell am I supposed to say about that?!?!

Hung-arossa: All I can say is I try my best, I have no regrets

Randy Jackson: DAMN DAWG!! WTF?!? You brain damaged or sumptin'?!?

Paula Abdul: I weep for you. You are truly the saddest human being on the face of the earth, and I know Madonna!

Hung-arossa: I'M LAME I'M LAME, OOOOH BABY, I CRUISE I CRUISE, LIKE A LADY, I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, CUZ I'M HUNG LIKE A FLEA I DRIVE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF S#IT IN HISTORY....

 

NOT THAT YOU WERE UP LATE YOU FREAKING IDIOT!!!! THAT YOU ARE STILL ON THIS WEBSITE. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THA Hell it's not worth it.

 

Sure it is Steve. C'mon, it's fun!

 

oh god!

mr. wiskers had another heat atack!

 

THIS THREAD IS HYSTERICAL!

 

This thread....*sigh.*

 

How much do you want to wager? From what I see, it is def a turbo.
328 tail lights for the whole run? Lol, the 328 would get raped off of the line, and if his car does have any mods besides the HKS SSQBOV then the 328 would be beat.

 

Ok after third gear no matter what the ferrari would woop its ass....

 

if someone gets a chance

please

destroy his car

and use the parts to make an adition to your house

 

LAMAROSSA LIVES!!!

Dude, your gf is hot. But she called me the other day (remember when she pocketed my card last Sunday?), so you might want to check that out...
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I don't think yellow plastic and fake carbon fiber would look good on my house either.

 

I think he needs an inspection sticker.

 

I was waiting for someone to say that! The whole situation is quite sad really...




p.s. Allan is right on the mark with the William Hung comment!