F60 Ferrari Enzo, 355 With T-Tops LMFAO hehehehe

It seems appropriate

 

Dude, that's harsh. She gave me a card too, with the number #83 written on the back. I thought it was for a raffle or something!

 

Lamarossa, where did you get those rear view mirrors? They look like they come off of a moped called the Smawl Testi Eckles 50cc. IS THIS TRUE?

 

The GF comments are totally out of place . Lamarossa is a grown up and he can defends himself . But stop targeting his GF . Its pretty low .

 

His first post in this thread was somewhat legitimate. Leave the poor soul alone and simply acknowledge his car values are mis-placed. Any and all comments about his girl friend are simply stupid. She is not involved in any of it, and I don't really think you'd appreciate someone discussing your girlfriend/wife in that manner.

Honestly, I expected quite a bit more in terms of attitude and maturity from people educated/successful enough to own Ferraris, as some of you engaging in this do.

 

BUUUWWAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA!! Limp-O, you girl is doing us all!

 

Would Limp-Dick-ossa's MOMMY please get off the board!

 

I can see it now.... Court TV: The case of Lamo-Rossa's girl gone wild!

 

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LL! I'm sorry, LOL! This is my first time seeing this dudes car!!! That car is quite simply the ugliest thing I ever seen! Visions of the Lamarossa will be permanantly scarred in my memory forever. I'm really and truly traumatized after seeing that 4 legged hemmorhoid. I should sue your ass for assault with a ugly car!

 

Wow... I must not be seeing the whole picture here. Why is everyone terrorizing this guy? I think he knows that his car sucks, that's why he calls it the Lame-O-rossa, but still man... I can't fault a guy that is so passionate about Ferrari that he spends what little cash he has to make his car a little more Ferrari-like.

The GF bashing has to stop too... she IS attractive. Definately higher than a 5 on a 1-10 scale like Allan pointed out.

Unless this guy is Captain Super-Prick... give him a little slack! Damn!

 

He doesnt call it the lame o rossa but lamarossa because thats his name.

 

I'll give a .2 - and I'm being generous.

Don't touch that dial!
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Yes, those that think his girl is hot, need to have an eye exam.

 

Wow...neither of you can write worth a damn!

I pray for your children if you ever have them.

 

Wow! Will someone put sausage in her mouth and shut her the F@ck up?

Lets see, im going to do Fchats very own HOT OR NOT poll!

 

Put it on a Mondial instead, it might actually make it look better.

 

I like the way mondials look.

 

wow, your a beoch

i dont care about anything you said

his car is ****ING pathedic


Heres what i think. Lamarossa might actualy have some problems. If he acualy thinks his car is a ferrari, he is insane

im seruos here

 

He dosnt think his car is a Ferrari. He thinks it's A. a homeage to Ferrari. And B. better than some Ferraris (308, 328) Which is even worse.

 

ill put money on it that i could take Lam's girl sooooo fast lol...i bet we all could hahahahahah

where does he live again??

and how much do i get for pics of me and his girl? JK JK

 

Don't torture yourself man.

 

Can you please create your own login, preferably Mrs_Lamarossa. It make it far easier to search for people to mock when I know who is posting under a given username.

Well, please see the other thread to get a glimpse of how the rest of us feel. Delusions of grandeur* are funny like that.

Fumble? From the looks of you I figured you were probably an old pro...

I know, I know. It's not possible to make change for the penny. Perhaps someone will dig up a haypenny*. Or even better, how about I pay you each a dollar to just go away?

And if you are pissed about being discussed on here, oh well. If the nutless wonder you are dating had any backbone he would have told everyone to leave you out of this stop himself instead of getting his girlfriend to come fight his battles for him.

Is it just me or does anyone else think that this is just Lam pretending to be his girlfriend? I don't think it is possible for two people to be so lacking linguistically* that they could jointly desecrate the english language so badly. In all honesty, I probably wouldn't have written half of the things that I did if I wasn't pretty positive that her post was just Lamarossa typing in drag*. If it is her I would love to have heard the conversation that got her on here:

Him: All the other Ferrari owners are being mean to me.

Her: You don't have a Ferrari.

Him: (Angry and confused) They are saying that want to have sex with you.

Her: REALLY! (Runs to computer to dream about riding in a car that doesn't involve sourcing parts from a hardware store, and riding a man that can see past her nipples when standing beside her.)

Personally, there aren't enough rubbers at a Pirelli Factory for me to touch her. Hell I wouldn't touch her with any of yours (even Allen's!).

Lamarossa, if you want to get an idea of what the world really thinks of your car, bring it down to Dallas. Go to Sense and Candleroom. They are both private members only* clubs so I will have you put on the guest list.

It really won't matter though because, you won't even make it to the door. The *valets* would refuse to get in your POS to park it. I am not kidding. They would ask you to park elsewhere and walk over. They don't want to have to get a damn tetanus shot*. And you want a real ego boost, try and pick up a girl outside either of those clubs. They will laugh all the way into my Benz, my friends GT3, or any number of real, honest to god Ferrari's or lambo's parked there on any given night. It's a serious offer. If the bondo, chicken wire, thumb tacks, and silly putty will hold together for the drive to Dallas I will set you up for the night with a table at either of the two clubs listed above. I'll even buy you a bottle of Cristal. If you doubt my veracity* I have attached my tab from New Years Eve to lend some credibility to this offer.

Suck it up, swallow your pride, admit your car is a cobbled together piece of ****.

I might not have a Ferrari, but I have enough sense to be fully cognizant of that fact.

*Denotes words you will both need to look up to fully understand what I am saying. You seem to be unfamiliar with the fundamentals of proper usage of the english language, therefor a reference might be useful.

-ag(Wow, I am feeling surly tonight.)

 

Yeah! Another Mac-12/rocks lover.

Absolutely my signature drink.

You are officially in my cool book.

 

To clarify, I didn't drink everything on that tab(although I ended up paying for almost all of it + tip). But the Mac-12 actually was mine. warmup for the evening. It's great when you go to a bar and one of the waitresses brings you exactly what you were going to order without you asking. It's downright scary when you are at the Old Number 7 club during a Mavericks game and a waitress there does the same thing, calls you by your first name and you've never seen her before. She also works at the bar from NYE and, despite having never waited on me, knew what I drank. I was impressed to say the least.

-ag