Famous Quotes

> > "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner,
> > you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
> > "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday
> > night." Rodney Dangerfield
> > "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal,
> > particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL."
> > Lynn Lavner
> > "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille
Paglia
> >
> > "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight
are
> > unimportant." George Burns
> >
> > "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
> > relationship." Sharon Stone
> >
> > "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black
men.
> > Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger
Woods
> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
Jack
> > Nicholson
> > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he
> > never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush
(Former US
> > First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
> > "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals
> > through his wallet." Robin Williams
> > "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> > undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of
other women. They say
> > that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
grateful."
> > Robert De Niro
> > "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men
are
> > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
severe
> > swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
> > "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
'I know
> > what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld
> > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
only
> > enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
> > "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up
whom."
> > Joan Rivers
> > "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural
experiences money
> > can buy." Steve Martin
> > "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little
> > things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff
you pay
> > good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips
> > "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar
Wilde
> > "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
married."
> > George Burns