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  1. htran

    htran Formula Junior

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    > > "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
    partner,
    > > you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
    > > "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
    Saturday
    > > night." Rodney Dangerfield
    > > "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
    arousal,
    > > particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
    380SL."
    > > Lynn Lavner
    > > "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille
    Paglia
    > >
    > > "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight
    are
    > > unimportant." George Burns
    > >
    > > "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
    > > relationship." Sharon Stone
    > >
    > > "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black
    men.
    > > Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger
    Woods
    > > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
    Jack
    > > Nicholson
    > > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
    but he
    > > never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush
    (Former US
    > > First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
    > > "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
    genitals
    > > through his wallet." Robin Williams
    > > "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
    > > undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of
    other women. They say
    > > that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
    grateful."
    > > Robert De Niro
    > > "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men
    are
    > > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
    severe
    > > swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
    > > "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
    'I know
    > > what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld
    > > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
    only
    > > enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
    > > "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up
    whom."
    > > Joan Rivers
    > > "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural
    experiences money
    > > can buy." Steve Martin
    > > "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
    Little
    > > things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff
    you pay
    > > good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips
    > > "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar
    Wilde
    > > "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
    married."
    > > George Burns
     
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    -Henry Rollins

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    -Steve Wozniak

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