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Farmers Insurance Group has ....

Discussion in 'Other Racing' started by GrndLkNatv, Jun 9, 2008.

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  1. GrndLkNatv

    GrndLkNatv Formula Junior

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    Mark Stephens
    #1 GrndLkNatv, Jun 9, 2008
    Last edited: Jun 9, 2008
    (Warning.... Spoof..)

    Issued a warning to Mercedes/McLaren in regard to their junior driver, Lewis Hamilton. Farmers has stated that Lewis is now regarded as a high risk driver and will be classified as an SR-22 policy because of his failure to stop for a red light as well as his collision with the car in front of him. The Colorado State Patrol has issued Lewis a 10 point ticket and charged him with failure to stop for a red light, excessive use of power, inproper vehicle control, wreckless endangerment, exhibition of speed and for leaving the scene of an accident. Lewis will appear in court on July 4th to address his charges. If convicted Lewis faces 6 months in prison, 120 hours of community service and a $2500.00 fine.

    According to Farmers Insurance, Lewis Hamilton must re-enroll in high school drivers education in order to keep his current coverage, his current premiums will go up by a factor of four and will remain that way unless he has no more accidents in the next five year period..

    In other news, Lewis is still staring in the broadway rendition of the "Driving Ms. Daisy" tonight at 8:40pm EST...

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