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  1. scott61

    scott61 F1 Rookie

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    What is the best way to train?

    Germany plans sperm race reality show
    Tuesday, January 18 2005, 00:15 GMT -- by Neil Wilkes


    Another day, another new reality show causes controversy.

    Germany is hoping to find "the man with the fastest sperm" in a new programme from Big Brother makers Endemol, according to Ananova.

    In the show, due to air later this year, twelve contestants - including two celebrities and a "health freak" - will make donations at a sperm bank. The frozen sperm will then be transported to a TV studio in Cologne where they will be simultaneously released into a test tube. The winner will be the man whose sperm first reaches a chemical substance which is identical to that emitted by the female egg in the womb.

    Borris Brandt, head of Endemol in Germany, dismissed protests that the show was unethical, insisting that no human eggs would be fertilised. "The main prize in the competition is a Porsche, not a baby. It's actually a very scientific programme and the topic of fertility is massive in Germany at the moment."

    He added: "The programme isn't immoral. We're only testing, we're not conceiving."
     
  2. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    what sort of porsche? for a post 85.5 944 or pre 80 911 i could train the boys to swim faster.
     
  3. Ferrari0324

    Ferrari0324 F1 Rookie

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    How about a distance contest?
     
  4. scott61

    scott61 F1 Rookie

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    That's what I was thinking. Not sure how fast my guys swim at 43 but I know they can still fly
     
  5. zan

    zan Formula Junior

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    Winner gets to have the remainder sperm flown to Brazil to start a superior race
     
  6. writerguy

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    Now that was funny for the wrong reasons....
     
  7. Adrift

    Adrift Formula Junior

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    it IS pretty darned funny ;)
     
  8. DodgeViper01

    DodgeViper01 F1 Veteran

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    This has got to be one of the worst things I have ever heard of.
     
  9. Storm-Rider

    Storm-Rider Karting

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    I'm trying to win my dad's fastest sperm a Ferrari.
     
  10. HUTCH91TR

    HUTCH91TR F1 Rookie

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    I was expecting a lawyer joke out of this thread...
     

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