Fastest youve been caught speeding ?

97 in a Bentley Arnage Red Label I was on a highway outside Vegas without a car in sight when I SAW A red light on the horizon comming the other direction, how he got me i dont know i looked down and i was going that fast, i wasnt paying attention, i had no intention of speeding, he said he wasnt going to cite me for speeding when he brought the ticket back i signed it, drove away and when i read it later he lied to me and it said 97mph. So much for honest cops.

 

I never been caught. Then again...I drive like an old man, so I've never speeded. On the other hand, stop sign and seatbelt offenses?

 

99 in a 55, and construction zone, and expired insurance... by a state trooper

sounds bad, but this was in the middle of west texas, and the "construction" was signs on the side of the road, no workers too, cop was furious at first, yelling at me and everything, demanding to know how i had a 7 series and everything... not happy, about 10 min of yelling, the he started asking questions, next thing i know where talking about cars and turns out his dad worked on the GT40 engineering team and all sorts of other cool stuff. we talked for about 30 min, then he re-wrote the ticket, changed the speed to 70, crossed out construction zone, and crossed out the no insurance... i was very very happy, my friends in the car were scared, thought i was going to jail for the entire time ha!

 

140 in a 45. Straight to jail.

 

Last week in my 355 spider on interstate 495N. I slowed down afterwards to about 90 and then 30 seconds later, blue lights on my ass! He pulls me over and I think Oh man I am going to jail! He says how fast I was going and I said 100. He goes back to his car for a minute or two and comes back saying keep it down!

No ticket no nothing! I was the luckiest son of a ***** that day!

Theo

 

Don't you love it when it ends that way??

 

Damn! First of all why were you doing 140 in a 45? Hehe