Yogi is the best here are some more. When you come to a fork in the road, take it. The future ain't what it used to be. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there. I don't want to make the wrong mistake. If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
Groucho Marx - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Voltaire - I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Churchill to a dinner guest who had said he was drunk - Yes Madame I am. And you are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly. Will Rogers - Be thankful you don't get all the government you pay for.
"It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do." -Gibby Haynes - Butthole Surfers
Will Rogers also said, "We have the best congress that money can buy." From the looks of the current news, he was right. LOL Bob Wassam
"You can make it foolproof but you can't make it damn fool proof" Purdue Engineering Professor "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." Wizard of Oz
MY QUOTES I HAVE LIVED BY....... LOVE IS BLIND BUT THE NEIGHBORS AINT BELIEVE NOTHING YOU HEAR AND 1/2 OF WHAT YOU SEE YOUR BEST OFFENSE IS YOUR DEFENSE DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE JOB YOU HAVE DONOT LEND TOOLS TO FAMILY, FRIENDS, OR NEIGHBORS. WHEN IN DOUBT, CHARGE SALES TAX AND MR GOTTI....... KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE BUT YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER..
Gabriel Voisin, French airpalne and car engineer...on the back of the 1934 Paris auto show car brochure (to paraphrase): "There IS something that travels fast than the speed of light; the thoughts of an imbicile"!!
George Best - 'I spent most of my money on booze and women. The rest of it I just wasted'. Archie Bunker (on why men never buy flowers and such for their wives after getting married) - 'You don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus'. Neil
"The best revenge is to live victoriously." I forget where I heard it...but I love it. Also, some biblical wisdom: "Even a fool is thought wise in his silence."
"Lifes is like a box of chocolates, you just never know which one you'll get" "Advice is like *********s, everyones got one" "The harder I work, the luckier I get"
"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." -Dr. Evil-
"It is much easier to deal with a criminal who breaks the law than with a person who doesn't know that the law exists." ????- i read it somewhere
By an Aborigine Shaman "We are not physical beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a physical experience." Gandhi "All religions are but different paths up the same mountain."
"Keep praying but be thankful that God's answers are wiser than your prayers." "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off of your goal." "A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships were made for." I don't know the secret to success, but I know the secret to failure. Try to please everyone." "Don't dwell on reality; it will only keep you from greatness."
"Safety monkey says GO!!!!!" -Super Speeders Across America "I think that if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again."
"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat ." "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." www.l8apex.com
