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Ferrari Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by JH, Aug 27, 2006.

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  1. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ
    Rossa Subscribed

    May 27, 2003
    74,354
    MidTN
    Full Name:
    DGS
    Later, Manny just couldn't figure out what had driven that upholstery screw through the fuel line. ;)
     
  2. Dincenzo

    Dincenzo Formula 3

    Oct 11, 2005
    2,434
    Columbia, SC
    Full Name:
    Adrian
    Poor Tillman didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
    It looked just as tiny even in those small back seats.
     
  3. GrigioGuy

    GrigioGuy Splenda Daddy
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Nov 26, 2001
    33,645
    E ' ' '/ F
    Full Name:
    Enzo Gorlomi


    Now, THAT'S funny! :D :D

    Well done.
     
  4. Mbutner

    Mbutner Formula 3

    Aug 11, 2005
    1,689
    Bay Area / Washington DC
    Full Name:
    Quick Draw
    Through the miracle of modern science, Tillman gave birth to an entire ferrari.
     
  5. Dincenzo

    Dincenzo Formula 3

    Oct 11, 2005
    2,434
    Columbia, SC
    Full Name:
    Adrian
    Advertisement:
    Here at Ricambi America, if we cant find the part
    that you need, We will rip it out of someone elses
    friggin car!

    (no offense Ricambi)
     
  6. bounty

    bounty F1 Veteran

    Feb 18, 2006
    7,769
    San Diego, CA
    He lost the bet.
     
  7. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie
    Consultant

    Feb 14, 2004
    4,737
    IN YOUR TRUNK
    Full Name:
    CT.. AKA Pimp Daddy
    #32 Stackhouse, Aug 28, 2006
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
  8. GoFerrari28

    GoFerrari28 Formula 3

    Jun 16, 2004
    2,313
    Ridgemont, CA
    Full Name:
    Jeff Spicoli
    You forgot to put a magazine in his hands.
     
  9. Grey_Gull

    Grey_Gull Formula Junior

    Jul 24, 2004
    564
    "Thank you ThighMaster!"
     
  10. testarob

    testarob F1 Rookie

    May 13, 2006
    2,504
    Debary, Florida
    Full Name:
    Rob
    See guys! The stereotype of ferrari owners having little ones isn't ... ah ...
    ... DAMN ... as soon as I can find it I'll show ya what I mean ...
     
  11. Rory J

    Rory J Formula 3

    May 30, 2006
    1,133
    "Oh what have I done! Boy, is Manny going to be pissed at me!"
     
  12. djui5

    djui5 F1 Veteran

    Aug 9, 2006
    5,418
    Phoenix, Arizona
    "Hold on dammit!, I'm tying my shoes"
     
  13. rcallahan

    rcallahan F1 Rookie
    Owner

    Jul 15, 2002
    3,307
    Santa Barbara
    Full Name:
    Bob Callahan
    "Jonus, what are you doing down there?? Oh god...don't stop!"
     
  14. Under PSI

    Under PSI F1 Rookie

    May 13, 2005
    4,240
    Phoenix
    Full Name:
    Jim
    I don't know the people involved but I'll try one:

    "Hi 9-1-1? It's me, Glen Quagmire, yeah, it's caught in a Ferrari seat this time."
     
  15. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    61,222
    In front of you
    Full Name:
    BCHC
    #40 darth550, Aug 29, 2006
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  16. peteskie

    peteskie Karting

    Jan 11, 2006
    128
    Oakville ON Canada
    Full Name:
    Peter D
    ah...yes...hello...I'm gonna need to order 10 gallons of your best grease.
     
  17. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Feb 27, 2005
    12,091
    I JUST LOVE THE FAMILIAR FEELING OF PIGSKIN SEATS
     
  18. PT 328

    PT 328 F1 Rookie
    Silver Subscribed

    May 1, 2005
    4,019
    Hey where did you put the safety brochure for this aircraft?

    Is this where the airsick bag is supposed to be?
     
  19. Lip Service

    Lip Service Formula Junior

    Dec 16, 2005
    443
    #44 Lip Service, Aug 30, 2006
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
  20. Jimbo49

    Jimbo49 Formula 3

    Aug 5, 2004
    1,889
    Geelong, Australia
    Full Name:
    James
    Having always wanted that lowerd look Manny decided that it would be best just to keep tillman in the back of the mondial permenantly
     
  21. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ
    Rossa Subscribed

    May 27, 2003
    74,354
    MidTN
    Full Name:
    DGS
    Oh damn! It must have been "Drink Me".

    ("Through the Looking Glass" reference for the non native English speakers) ;)
     
  22. rfking

    rfking Formula Junior

    Nov 16, 2003
    785
    Italy
    OK - I think I've got it - at 120 mph the sunroof blows and ejects the passenger. That's gonna be a blast!
     
  23. BT

    BT F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Mar 21, 2005
    15,291
    FL / GA
    Full Name:
    Bill Tracy
    "Oh no, I shouldn't have had that second Diarrito."
    BT
     
  24. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

    Mar 15, 2004
    2,980
    Full Name:
    Wes
    So, this is what it was like a month before I was born, eh?
     

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