FERRARI CHAT HAS BEEN TAMED LATELY....

Jordan

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Wearing a tattoo

 

Where's that bastard Yaoshi? He was good for a fight!

 

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Honda's RULE!!

 

Manatee - LMAO...!!!

Yeah, and anything Ferrari that doesn't have 12 cylinders isn't a real Ferrari...!

LOL...

 

THOSE Ferrari's are referred to as Dino's I do believe my good man.

 

Yes, that's correct, the lowly Dinos...

Like 355s & 360s... Yeah... & the F40...! It's a Dino...! LMAO...!

 

and 348 and 288 and mondial and..............

 

Yeah, that 288 is a piss poor example of a Ferrari... Looks like a beefy 328... If it's road legal, it's NOT a Ferrari, plain and simple... and what is this F1 paddle-shifter crap...? We're not keeping up with technology, we're fat, lazy idiots... Yeah, that's right, idiots... Fat, lazy ones... Schmucks...

 

The current F310 is a DINO! 10 cylinders! The Pepsi One of motors! Just one Calorie! Not quite V-12 enough!

F40s are for sissies too.

Best!
Ben

 

Might as well just put a license plate frame with a fish on it and call it a day.

 

And throw some rubber queen floor mats in it.

 

And slap a coat of turtle wax on it. Which brings up a good point what wax do you guys recomend? HMMMMMM????????????

 

LOL, Rob...!

What's that, Ben, you're saying Chris Parr is a sissy...? Ooooh, i'm telllllinnnnng...

 

Can anyone explain what torque is? I don't quite understand it.

 

Rob, you sissy panty waste, you're supposed to ask what the difference between torque and horsepower is... Sigh... You're not a tifosi, just a troll, trying to start trouble... Can't even start a simple flame right... Tsk, tsk, tsk...

 

Hey I'm new here what do I know. (other than Honda's rule)

 

Can I drive around at higher RPM and not damage my engine?

Did you hear the Porsche Turbo SUV can go faster around the Nurburgring than the 550?

What do you do when you drop the clutch at a stoplight and your passed by grandma, and the grandkids who are waving and pointing at your Ferrari excitedly? Do you turn before the next light or surf the Dupont registry hoping to find someone to take your Ferrari + cash in trade for their AMG?

 

1. Yes, but only in a Lamborghini, which has superior engine longevity and is just plain a better car.

2. Not surprising, but Lamborghini beats the crap out of both of them.

3. You kick yourself for not buying a Lamborghini.

4. You cry shamelessly because even with a Ferrari + cash you'll still be short from buying a Murcielago.

How'd I do?

Cheers

 

Don't worry about it. Ferrari's don't have torque.

 

My S2000 dosen't have any torque either so that must mean it's like a MINI Ferrari.

 

Wrong. Its better than a Ferrari. It won't break down on you.

Cheers

 

VIN check!!