Ferrari Developing Mind Reading Technology

RIP The Cars I Love...

 

They lost me with paddle shifting, but maybe I can retrain.......

 

I think this is great news!!!


I was contemplating taking public transportation or buying a new Ferrari. This is the best of both worlds. I get to be seen in a fancy new car, but I don't have to inconvenience myself with actually driving it.

I heard the new Ferraris will even play soothing music if you appear stressed and will actually make key playlists from your Ipod to suit your mood...well, not your mood exactly, but what the sensors say your mood is, and what it should be.


This is great stuff. I hope they put lots of cupholders in it, maybe a seat massager, and hopefully a true automatic transmission. I mean, what is wrong with this company? Haven't they ever heard of a torque converter!!!

I hate those old Ferraris. They make you work so hard, and they punish bad drivers while rewarding capable hands...oh and the idiosyncrasies. Who wants to learn a car, when it can just learn about you...and I thought I was excited when they brought in power steering and F1 trannys...this is AWESOME.

 

Can measuring "Genital blood flow" really be non invasive?

 

Sounds like they're trying to stay one step ahead of the establishment trying to ban high powered sports cars. Combine all the high tech wizardry with electric motors and an engine roar with nice exhaust note will be a thing of the past.

 

It won't matter. The way Ferrari is going, there won't be much flow anyway

 

Sounds like the beginning of the end to me. You can forget about turning off the traction control and laying down some black lines - your BP is too high and you have a pimple on your ass!

 

I heard about this. I did not believe it at first.But I heard, Ferrari is using a EKG to monitor drivers but also control the car.
The first application was using EKG monitoring to train drivers on simulators and then it turned into a control device.

 

At the risk of being a dork...yes it can.

 

Brilliant new Ferrari design, just add some more useless systems and give it a few more horsepower. Oh boy, I guess I really am restricted to buying from the 430 on back.

 

Good news: they seem to have forgotten to include an alcohol sensor, we'll still be able to drive our cars while being totally wasted, as long as we're awake! (beware: irony inside)