Ferrari driving posing tips?

Since it seems most view Ferrari drivers as posers from recent threads, anyone have any good posing tips since we know everyone is looking at us when we are driving?

I'll start,

1. Stop picking your nose

2. Make sure you have plenty of anti-perspirant, as we know Ferraris are exciting to drive we dont want unsightly sweat rings around our armpits

3.Dark sunglasses, so when the chicks are checking us out we can look at them as well without them knowing it.

4.Plenty of pomade to keep that combover in place

 

This is a easy one.

Just do "The Gentry"
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MarkPDX caught on too!
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JVBJR seems to have it down.
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Problem is, I think he's got a J. Geils 8 track 'Best Hits' playing, and chicks today don't dig it.

 

Now that was a band!!!

I've been through diamonds
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Love stinks

Could be the JVBJR theme song based on some of his early posts.

Although I think Steve Miller Band might be an even better fit.



Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love...

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Wooo Wooooo

 

Milli Vanilli!

 

Give up on this one.

You're cruising, top down in your mid-engine GTS, feeling good. You pull up to the traffic light and try to catch the eye of the cute blond in the next car.

But the moment you stop moving, all the heat from that mid-mill invades the cabin, and you're in a sauna. Inside of seconds, you're drenched in sweat and you smell like gasoline.

So much for "cool".

That's what driving caps are really for.

 

5. Mount your fire extinguisher someplace visible to enhance the aura of danger.

6. Dangle hand with pinkie ring over driver door to avoid stoplight challenges from faster cars.

7. Most of the mileage on your car should be from cruising for parking spaces.

8. If there's a primo, up front, safe parking spot available, take it. It doesn't matter that you didn't need anything from any of the shops nearby. It's OK, you're in a Ferrari.

9. Visit the Porsche dealership, park next to a 997 cabriolet and compliment the sales guy on the "new Boxster" redesign.

10. Wear a minimum of 4 articles of clothing with prancing horses on them. You don't want people thinking it's the new Mustang. I mean, you're in a Ferrari.

11. Stop for gas only during rush hour. If you don't need gas, just squirt about a quart in, pop the hood and check fluid levels for a bit. (When's the last time you checked the blinker fluid anyway?)

12. Buy one black Armani shirt for $200 and wear it everytime you drive - no beer-stained T-shirts.

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HILARIOUS! Touche!

 

forget the cell phone. You need a phone headset...

 

Playin my song Dude.

 

lol this is hilarious! I'll definitely keep these in mind

 

Man, you guys are helping me write the disco booger wad book : how to be a disco booger wad in 12 easy steps.

1) Own at least one black Pontiac TransAm with a super chicken on the hood. Or, a gold 74 Corvette, 350 auto. Either car should be equipped with T tops.

2) Own a leather carry bag big enough to carry one change of clothing and two days of toiletries and underwear, a jar of KY jelly, at least 500 condoms, and some "magazines".

3) A black windbreaker, mirrored sunglasses, a gold chain neclace.

4) a black book that is at least a half inch thick, 3x4, and so full of numbers the margins are being used.

5) learn to roll boogers between your fingers.

6) learn to pose next to your car, preferably while mastering number 5 above.

7) hang a garter from your rear view mirror, or wrapped around the sunvisor. For the braver gentlemen, a pair of panties.

8) Learn to take pictures of yourself in front of your car.

9) Have a full selection of Barry Manilow music.

10) make passes at your friends moms and sisters, as well as thier girlfriends, preferaby with your "date" present.

11) Own at least one blow up female doll.

12) Purchase all the books, tapes and DVD's you can find on how to hypnotise women.

 

When cruising SoBe in the Slutmobile I make sure to have Donna Summer's LOVE TO LOVE YOU BABY playing

Having no mufflers is also very good for max posing value LOL She really gets attention when I take her up to 5000 rpm in 1st gear then get off the gas

On Christmas I wrapped red tinsel garlands around the Roll bar & played Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and XMas classics

 

haha krowbar that's hilarious!

Personally when cruising I like to wear my Alpinestars gloves and always have my left hand out the window showing people that I have the same driving gloves as Jensen Button!

Also you must rev match every shift no matter how slow you are going, and be sure to rev it super high just for the noise...

Oh and make sure the fire extinguisher is mounted so it's visible to every- oh wait...

 

No you didn't.

 

For carb cars:

1. Use the clutch to slow the idle a little as you shut down so it doesn't backfire at the gas station and make people dive for cover.

2. Learn how to reliably start the thing so you don't look like an idiot trying to start the car after you get gas.

3. Never make eye contact with anyone as you drive by in parking lots. Don't want to be caught looking to see if anyone is looking. You're too cool to care.

 

Ha Ha, Yes I did It was surreal & hilarious

although the Red F40 w white garlands would have made a more proper Sleigh for the holidays

 

huge rule in boxer driving/posing...always park the car out front of the club when arriving...let everyone see you! you are gonna get laid!

however...be sure that when leaving, nobody is around or looking as you try to leave as there is nothing i find people enjoy more than a ferrari that will not start!!!! starter spinning but no engine firing...ugh.

it will ruin your night and image as a true posuer. it still hurts just thinking about it.

 

Make sure your watch is always visible to anyone sitting at the light next to you.

In the case of the 308, make sure that you leave your wallet in your left back pocket and keep it full of cash, that will either push you towards the center of the car or give you permanent spinal damage...

 

Good ones!

 

And then when it finally does start, that oh-so-cool Boxer will no doubt blast out a huge cloud of smoke, and just add to their delight!