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Ferrari Enzo vs. Trophy Wife

Discussion in '288GTO/F40/F50/Enzo/LaFerrari' started by Ken, Jan 27, 2004.

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Ferrari Enzo vs. Trophy Wife

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  2. Trophy Wife

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  1. Ken

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    Okay, both have great lines, are a hell of a drive, cost obscene amounts of money, and will ultimately leave you stranded and cursing at least once in your life. So which is better?

    Both will get you the best seat in a restaurant, respect from friends and enemies alike and attract whistles and cat calls from bystanders. Both smell great and likely leave a wet spot after use. Both eventually depriciate in time, when a new toy replaces the old.

    On the plus side for the Enzo, it always respnds to your every whim and command, can be turned off and put away at will, and you can just admire it standing still without it making noise. Both make fantastic noises when called on to. Both are best when extended to their maximum.

    On the minus side, the Enzo is stupid expensive for the smallest services, and will get you killed if you don't have the experience to handle it. Hmmm...same with the trophy wife.

    Okay, I'm stumped. Which should I choose?

    Ken
     
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  3. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    Enzo Is better. And then if you did really want a money hungry B*tch you could just use the Enzo to get one.
     
  4. EVartanian

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  5. Omerta

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    Hmm. Was leaning toward the trophy wife, until I saw that pic. God Dam. The Enzo is just too hot.
     
  6. nart2222

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    more threads like this so we can get to 25,000 members as soon as possible.


    When can I start sending money?

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  8. JeffB

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    Agreed. Take the Enzo anywhere and there will be plenty of Enz-hoes.
     
  9. MS250

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    Even though th Enzo will always cost large, at least it will never leave your side willingly (someone has to steal it). The trophy girlfriend, they just talk to damn much, and that trainor at the gym always has bigger pecks than mine no matter how many times a day I train. I'll agree with the Enzo and use it to slam some b$^*(@# whenever I want.
     
  10. 134282

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    Ken, as opposed as i am to the blatant sexism of this post...


    ...you should've at least made a poll...:D


    Seriously, about the sexism; first off, we should establish a proper and accurate definition of a "trophy" wife; next, we should re-word the whole damn thing so as not to objectify women... Before you know it, Arlie & JRV (if he wasn't banned) will be in here talking about bitter b_tches and money-hungry succubuses and how women are nothing but leeches and, somehow, that will just spur a flurry of bikini threads that would ordinarily be deleted or locked or otherwise inaccessible if they :::gasp::: had pictures of men in them, thus perpetuating the pig-headed and chauvanistic ideology that women are mere sex toys, which, of course, drives away most of the female enthusiasts from this site, to begin with...

    Lastly, no woman (with the exception of MAYBE one but i never had a chance to converse with her) has taken my breath away to the point where cars no longer mattered; hence, my choice lies with the NNO... :)
     
  11. darth550

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    Who needs a car like that to get a girl anyway? Unbelievable! Here in LOS ANGELES things like that NEVER HAPPEN. Everyone here is just So real!

    I mean, like Oh m'GAWD... Like Hi. Is that YOUR car??

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  13. mondial85

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    I dont know...both will take all your money away.
    IMHO, anybody who dosent marry for love has serious issues anyways.
     
  14. darth550

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    One requires high maintenance...the other IS high maintenance!

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  15. rudy

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    The car will always be cheaper. Even an Enzo, when the life-long costs are analyzed, is cheaper than any wife. There are a few things the Enzo can't do though. It can't cook or clean. Small price to pay.
     
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    I had a trophy wife. She even kept my trophies.
     
  17. Bryan

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    What are all those jets coming out of the roof of the car?? <g>
     
  18. 134282

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    LMAO...!
     
  19. Greg G

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    At least the Enzo wont cheat on you
     
  20. MS250

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    You can always get a maid...still cheaper than the trophy wife. Why the trophy wife anyway?

    Marry a good old fashion ugly girl who will be happy with anything, then get the trophy girlfriend, once they hit 25 trade them in for another 20 yr old.Unlike Ferraris, the older they get the less they appreciate. LOL
     
  21. 96impalaSS

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    No but everyone is always trying to get inside it. Constant flirt thats what the Enzo is.
     
  22. Ken

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    Uh, yeah...what you said.

    Ken
     
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    LOL...

    You have to admit that this thread brought out an overwhelming amount of sexism and chauvanism... Look at some of the replies...! i'd swear that half of the people who replied are or have been in a bitter divorce or are unhappily married and probably have feelings of angst towards their mothers...



    Which leads me to a question i've had for quite some time: Is anyone here on the board a psychiatrist/psychologist/therapist/counselor...?
     
  24. Ken

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    By definition, the TROPHY wife doesn't not cook or clean. That was supposed to be the first wife. I agree; the car would be cheaper in the long run, in spite of the fact trophy wives are acquired when you're older, thus there's less time to advertise the costs, the costs are much higher. I'm leaning towards the car myself.

    Ken
     
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    So a trophy wife is a woman who doesn't cook or clean...? Is that it...? That's the definition of a trophy wife...?
     
  26. rudy

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    I sit corrected.
     
  27. Ken

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    Yes, you're right. I should have posted this with a Mercialgo in the Lambo room.

    Ken
     
  28. 134282

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    LMAO...!
    Touche. i can understand you not wanting me to pollute the thread with my comments, but i can't help myself...
     

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