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Ferrari Enzo vs. Trophy Wife

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Ferrari Enzo vs. Trophy Wife

  1. Ferrari Enzo

  2. Trophy Wife

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  1. KMS

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    The Enzo. Why have one unmanageable,overdone trophy wife (almost without exception)when you can have many young and impressionable girlfriends who'll do the work of an entire Nascar pit crew on you?


    Charlie Sheen did it just about right. When Heidi got caught he didn't flinch. As he put it, "you don't pay em for the sex, you pay them to go home when it is done". Then went on to bang a bunch of models and hot actresses, most of whom had a career and a little cash of their own. Hell, Im sure in many cases he was just watching them bang each other. Anyway.
    He eventually marries Denise Richards. Which brings me to my point. Denise can be considered a Trophy wife. I've been to a lot of events and have not seen ONE guy (regardless of networth) with anything close to that on his arm. Oh, I've seen some decorated women walking around but the only thing that made em trophies was the comical amount of bling they tried and in most cases fail to pull off. This, does not a trophy wife make.

    Come to think of it. Tiger Woods will have what can be considered a Trophy wife as well. You can find women as hot as his fiancee in Norway and Sweden ALL DAY LONG. Prague??? Fuhgetaboutit. Grab your passports fellas.
     
  2. Ken

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    A trophy wife is 35, well educated, looks fantastic (artificially enhanced if need be) has great taste in spending money, is an excellent hostess and will drop you like a bad habit if you lose all your money. She can organize a party, pick out the perfect wardrobe for you and arrange exotic vacations. She makes a real effort in bed even if she's not thrilled by your prowess. She WILL f*ck the pool boy if given an opportunity.

    She cannot drive a stick, she cannot play chess, she doesn't understand football but will allow you and your friends to watch, and she has no idea why anyone would spend over half a mil on a car but will be well pleased she can tell everyone you did.

    We all know what an Enzo is.

    Ken
     
  3. I think we should ban NNO for excessive political correctness.
     
  4. 96impalaSS

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    NO.
     
  5. redhead

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    Think you meant

    NNO

    BTW, Corban, tone it down kid!!!
     
  6. Mako99

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    I agree. Go play with some model cars and practice your metrosexual vibe in your own thread CarbonfiberDES.

    Anyway in regards to the poll, Ken forgot that a $$$-motivated trophy wife can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch, and has a smile while doing it. Amazing what a little green can do to a girl's attitude.

    The Enzo however...Well it can suck the doors off of just about any car, and it has a smile while doing it as well.

    Decisions decisions.

    PS - Perfect description by the way Ken. I would have chosen 30 years old, but the rest was spot on.
     
  7. 134282

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    :D
     
  8. 96impalaSS

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    i wouldve put NNO but i thought some people might have got confussed with that short of a sentance using a play off his name. I dont think theres anyhting wrong with Carbon expressing his opinions. After all thats what your doing when you ask him not to make comments like he does.
     
  9. atlantaman

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    improtant point to consider here


    if you decide to get rid of the ENZO you get lots of money in you pocket..
    if you decide to get rid of the TROPHY WIFE she takes all your money with her.

    easy decision--take the ENZO and use it to get all the HOOTERS girls you can handle.
     
  10. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    Good Point.
     
  11. Mako99

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    Right, and I expressed mine as did others.

    Besides someone needs to let him know that it's the women themselves that perpetuate the trophy wife phenomenon, men have nothing to do with it. I'm in L.A. trust me when I tell you that they're like flies to **** when you pull up to the white lotus or other trendy spots in a 360 spyder.
     
  12. maranelloman

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    I'd have to say Enzo. All of you trying to define a trophy wife is hilarious. Regardless of the definition, I would suspect that she would know exactly what she is...and that would make the Enzo the more genuine, and dignified, choice.

    But what do I know? I'm not a misogynist...

    Speaking of which: DES, did you have to bring Dingleberry Vallandingham into this? It has been a delightful series of months without any mention, or thought, of thet JRV troll...
     
  13. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL, it's no secret what type of women you attract...! i can't believe you'd admit that in a public forum... i hope Mako isn't your REAL middle name... LMAO...!


    Dave, my apologies, i was just using him as a stepping stool to reach up and present my point... Can you forgive me...?
     
  14. maranelloman

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    "stepping stool" ??


    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


    Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Good one, man. LMAO !!!
     
  15. Maximo_Tifoso

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    I have neither, and so I graciously excuse myself from this conversation.(Weeping).....
     
  16. 134282

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    LOL... i figured if i worded it properly, you'd forgive me... :D
     
  17. ferrari_kid

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    i'd take the enzo. after reading some of the descriptions of trophy wife, like she doesn't drive a stick, it played an important role in my decision. i couldn't marry a girl who can't drive stick, what happens if she needs to drive my car?
     
  18. Maximo_Tifoso

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    To the contrary, trophy wives know how to drive a 'stick'!! Too bad the Enzo's an F1.
     
  19. 134282

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    None of the pig-headed sexists made any mention of her not being able to drive an F1 transmission...:D
     
  20. Hubert

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    this has got to be the stupidest, and at once most absurd, "debates" ever. what's next? one of you is gonna get al franken to bodyslam the other while the someone gets a Larouche supporter to heckle them to death? unbelieveble. enzo v. trophy wife. sounds to me like some of you haven't lost a good women to know not to ask such stupid questions. ridiculous.
     
  21. Horsefly

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    One hand washes the other.
     
  22. 308tr6

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    So the question is really ...are you interested in love or sex?
     
  23. Mako99

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    That is great. lol
     
  24. darth550

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    Why mention the obvious?

    DL
     
  25. Brigitte

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    Ken-
    don't be stumped just go with your gut on this one. If I were a guy I would go with a prenup and the trophy wife. But I'm a female so I would go with the prenup and the trophy husband, he will have bought me a ferrari as an engadgement present making him worthy of love. Well, what do you think about that?
     

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