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Ferrari family resemblence

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  1. MS250

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    The boys and i had a poker night last night, topic of ferraris came up, and it was funny that we actually put some personlities behind some cars. Feel free to add yours and or comment.

    400/Mondial ...are the brothers that do most of the work on the farm, but never get any respect from anyone, no tthe bank, the other brothers and sisters, but the parents are sure happy they are around. They are the workhorse of the house.

    Boxer...is one of the toughest of the older brothers. Very in your face, hard to deal with, a loaner really, but a family member through and through. Strong, pushy, and an unforgiving but loving big brother

    308/328....pretty older sister. aged well, still has it going in. Not too high in maintance, loved by all, but not the center of family attention. Can be fun most times, non aggressive, and quiet around the family

    348...the Rodney Dangerfeild of the family, never gets any respect. Always out of place with the others, looks like its older more agressive superstar brother, but never gets the same attention, or the same respect. Still a great family member to have around.

    355....the high maintence sister, sexy at all times, probably the prettiest. Very much in your face, and very loud when she wants to be. Dont get her going cause she will never stop screaming after. She has to have things her way, no compromise with her.

    360...not as high maintence sister, she loves to taunt her older 355 sister, as being more full figured and sexy. Alittle more quiet, loved by many in the family, tries to accomodate, but she can easily by higher maintence if she is not treated right.

    F40....the star athlete of the family. Cant do anything wrong, is the Captain of the football, hockey, baseball team. The most agressive, wild one in the family, older now, but still in your face, and can easily go against its younger brothers and hang all day at anyting they think they can do better.....some say this is secretly the "fathers" favorite ;)

    Testarossa....the show off of the family, always taunting the younger little brother that looks simalr, loves to rub it in its face, that even though they look alike, he is the superior one. Also, the most sickly one in the family, tends to get sick and be most tempermental of the younger kids...and high manitence, if not treated as the star.

    550/575.....always fighting and trying to prove that its better in every way shapre and form as its look alike brother the Daytona. It can do everything better than its much older brother, yet, its not respected enough to be on the same level

    Daytona.....the first family star athlete, older now, but very much respected for its passed glory. Hard to deal with, and pretty much a loaner as well, still a loved family member with many past sucess'.

    F50....the quiet super athlete of the family. Not as in your face as its its older brother the f40. Very quiet, but every bit as capable, but never tried to boast. Still to theis day, everyone wonders....who is the better athlete, the f50, or the older f40, but they refuse to match each other.

    Enzo.....the ugly duckling superstar. Some say he is too big to be a suprestar...but he is, very in your face, very large compared to its other superstar brothers, but much more aggressive, and capable of exceeding them. It also does it with such ease....but it demands to be respected.



    How accurate does the descriptions sound ? Feel free to add.
    Thoughts ?
     
  2. dm_n_stuff

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    Dino 246GT or GTS.

    The MILF of the family.

    Looks great for her age, any guy would love to get inside her.

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  3. MS250

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    ROLMAO, thats funny, i was gonna say the sexiest older sister, wasnt really hot in her younger days, but now grown up, everyone is attracted to her, and wants her....LOL !!
     
  4. Andy348

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    ROFL.

    This topic is officially legendary.

    Sticky!

    Hmm... what about the 288? Another show-off?
     
  5. MS250

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    The older brother that everyone thought had potential, as was groomed to be the superstar....but never performed. Was a quiet good looking brother, just making his own business, everyone bothered this brother to perform, but didnt really care what others thought.
     
  6. jimshadow

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    308 GT4...The girl down the street that you're kind of interested in, but some of the guys think she's ugly. You know the truth 'cuz once inside, she performs better than any of the pretty ones you've driven!!!!!

    JIM
     
  7. texasmr2

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    Wow this description sure bring's back some very good memory's LOL !
     
  8. sparta49

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    What about the 275 GTB 4 CAM AND THE CAL Spyder?
     
  9. SWB

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    And the Ferrari engined Lancia Thema 8.32, was the bastard lovechild from a naive and drunken 328 who was "played" big time by, of course, a Thema who took off leaving her barefoot and pregnant! The bambino got its papa's looks and the mama's heart! :)
     
  10. tuttebenne

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    The 275 GTB4 is the aunt on your mother's side who still looks great for her age. She almost married once, and cooks like no none else. She's the one all the other relatives tell stories about.

    The California Spyder is the aunt who had all the boys chasing her in her youth. She's been married five times since then and is retired in Miami.

    This is a fun thread LOL

    How about the Daytona Coupe that had its top chopped into a spyder?
     
  11. 4REphotographer

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    The 250 GTO has to be the legendary father.
     
  12. texasmr2

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    God I love the Lancia Thema 8.32 thank's for stirring up old memory's.
     
  13. Artvonne

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    So what about the older vintage cars, the 250 pontoon fendered TestaRossa, the original GTO, the 250 SWB, the 250 Lusso, the 275, the 166MM Barchetta that Rush sang about, the 250 California GT Ferrari Bueller drove a copy of, the P3/4, the 340's, the 500 Mondials, etc...

    Its a fun thread, no doubt, but after the F-40 they all have a different daddy. :) I think of them more as grandchildren.

    166MM, old granpa of the family. Cold hands to the touch, more of the pipe and slippers type reading the paper, but with those loving old grey eyes that reach out across time and tell he was once a real race horse. The numerous trophys on the mantle, the pictures of him with his loving father and nephew and all his friends, its all there. He spawned a who family of cousins and relatives, the small bore 4's, 6's and 8's with those lean little bodies that went on to bring honour to the family crest.

    250 TR. The tweed capped polo champion of the family, living up to gramps original expectations, a "chip off the ol block". What he didnt win on the track he won on the lawn while the ladies all caroused around him like kittens to warm milk.

    250 SWB, Cali GT, all the big cousins that kept thier noses clean. Well, most of them anyway.

    250 Lusso. The prettiest girl in the family, she went on to Cambridge and brought home two PHD's in "class". Never turned a wheel wrong, and like Sophia Loren, just stays beautiful.

    250 GTO. The "Sylvester Stalone" kid of the family, had more wins and comebacks than anyone before or since. The greatest world champion of the era.

    P3/4. He was the "David" against the mighty and giant "Goliath". The dark ages of the family when everything was on the line, when everyone in the family pulled with all the strength they had left to keep the faith. He came through battered bruised and burned, but alive and well. The true victor. Someday when history looks back, all will know the truth.
     
  14. euro_exoticar

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    Let's see what you can come up with... the Breadvan should be interesting.
     
  15. Fan512bbi

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    Best laugh i have had in a while :D great thread.
     
  16. MS250

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    Some really good ones....after a few more beers it became grude, so we just came up with what i have wrote down. I love the 4cam 275 P3/P4, and the gt/4 one, they all seem to make alot of sense.

    Here is the last one, i forgot about this one. The 430 Scud, the youngest grandson(son) always in the gym working out, you know he is on steroids, but has never admitted it. Its trying so hard to be what the older brothers (or Uncles)werent(f40, f50, and Enzo) ...stronger, faster, smarter...plus it has to compete with all its rival friends. Trying to be the big brother of the family.

    The 599....the mother of today. Career women, fast, neat, tidy, 3 kids, sexy, and beautiful. She is quiet, but lethel if made angry. The perfect women (on the track and off)....in the bedroom and in the kitchen. Truly easy to the touch. You can take her anywhere, a romantic dinner, or the strip joints.
     
  17. jungathart

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    All I want to know is where does the Slutmobile fit in?
     
  18. Ed_Long

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    Reminds me of my grandma. Very slight of build, demure, elegant, understated, sure of herself and self confident, reliable, skillful, deserves respect as an elegant model, and has a bit of a frisky side of her.
     
  19. Bullfighter

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    Here's the cast:

    400i: Wilfred Brimley
    Boxer: Sylvester Stallone (;))
    246: Sophia Loren (the archetype of 'hot'...)
    365 GTC/4: Angelina Jolie (pucker up!)
    Daytona: Steve McQueen (beyond cool)
    328: Demi Moore (sexier now than when she was young)
    Mondial: Molly Ringwald (you thought she was hot, or you thought you were supposed to think she was hot, sort of)
    348: Sinead O'Connor (shock and awe)
    355: Jennifer Connelly (seductive, not old, but not a kid either)
    360/430: Britney Spears (pretty, maybe a little big now, but still delivers the hits)
    F40: Bruce Willis (Yippee kye-yay...)
    Testarossa: Don Johnson (well...)
    550/575: Alec Baldwin (slicked down, sophisticated, corporate)
    F50: Vin Diesel or Colin Farrell (career's over, but lots of action...)
    Enzo: The Governator, with cigar (money/power car)
    599: Hillary Clinton (oiled with money, panders to all constituencies)
     
  20. Ferrari250GTO

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    Maybe not so good:
    F2004-the best of the best in atheletes. Refuses to lose anything.
     
  21. Night life

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    Love it great casting.
     
  22. tuttebenne

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    FXX - The trophy wife; kept by money, the product of skillful cosmetic surgery and countless hours in the gym. Attractive in an odd way, doesn't relate well to the lesser family members because she's "too good" to come to family gatherings.
     
  23. MS250

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    ROLMAO !!!
     
  24. Andy348

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    Lmao. I just read this for the 3rd time and I'm still laughing.
     
  25. Waldoonay

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    HAHAHA great list! What can you guys come up with for the 612?
     

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