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Ferrari fires pit crew...

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  1. rob lay

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    The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
    The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of
    the unique abilities of a New York street gang. The decision to hire
    them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Queens were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

    However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first
    practice session, not only were the New York Gangsta's pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Coors, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

    :D
     
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  3. 96impalaSS

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    Haha. Did you think of that yourself Rob?
     
  4. beast

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    Damm i thought this was going to be a serious post seeing that the owner of the board posted it...

    You did forget to mention that they also put on some free spinners and a pair of fart cannons on the exhaust pipes :D
     
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  6. tifosi12

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    Hehe, but not a moderator, even worse, an administrator. THE administrator...

    I bet I'll fall a lot quicker for a repost booboo than Rob. I don't have any new thoughts...
    :)
     
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  8. rob lay

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  9. Prancing_Horse

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    that is F**king nuts

    why the hell would they use a street gang in new yourk to be a pit crew
     
  10. 96impalaSS

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    Just in case your not being sarcastic.... It's a joke.
     
  11. KMS

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    Not.
    Funny.
     
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  13. Omerta

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    LOL. I really hope is was a sarcastic remark.
     

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