My fav section so Im posting it here... An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom > > that she has missed her period for 2 > > months. > > Very worried, the mother goes to the > > drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The > > test > > result shows that the girl is pregnant. > > > > Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, > > "Who was the pig that did this to you? I > > want to know!" > > > > The girl picks up the phone and makes a > > call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops > > in > > front of their house. A mature and > > distinguished man with grey hair and > > impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps > > out of a Ferrari and enters the house. > > > > He sits in the living room with the father, > > mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good > > morning, your daughter has informed me of > > the problem. > > > > "I can't marry her because of my per sonal > > family situation but I'll take charge. I > > will pay all costs and provide for your > > daughter for the rest of her life. > > > > "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will > > bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a > > townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a > > $2,000,000 bank account. > > > > "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a coup > > le of factories and a $4,000,000 bank > > account. If twins, they will receive a > > factory and $2,000,000 each. > > > > "However, if there is a miscarriage, what > > do > > you suggest I do?" > > > > At this point , the father, who had > > remained > > silent, places a hand firmly on the man's > > shoulder and tells him, ...... > > > > "You gonna try again."
