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  1. fourseasonsandles

    fourseasonsandles Rookie

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    #1 fourseasonsandles, Oct 7, 2005
    i havent posted in a while, but i found this and thought you guys would get a kick out of it!

    A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" he replied. The blonde said "How about $50.00 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes, the blond answered and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats". Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.00 "and by the way the blond added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari".
     
  2. Scuderia_Ferrari

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    #2 Scuderia_Ferrari, Oct 7, 2005
    Heard it many times before, but still funny.
     
  3. BigAl

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    #3 BigAl, Oct 7, 2005
    thought it was going to be about the 612....
     
  4. trkevin

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    #4 trkevin, Oct 7, 2005
    A very good one, Never heard it.
     
  5. 285ferrari

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    #5 285ferrari, Oct 7, 2005
    Pretty funny!!
     
  6. Gimme Fuel

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    #6 Gimme Fuel, Oct 7, 2005
    HAHAHA funny stuff :D:D:D

    If I may, while we're into this subject, I also have a funny story for you.

    About 4 weeks ago I had my car (348TB) on an event, and I dont like to park my car and leave it when there are SO many crazy people around, so I stood by her and after a while a dude comes up to me and said:

    The dude "wow, maaan, I love your Mustang"

    Me ":confused: eh....?...what the f*** are you babling about"

    The dude: "your Mustang man!!"

    Me:"hey, that aint no Mustang dude"

    The dude:" it is'nt!?!?!:confused:..ehh...then what is it??"

    Me: "read on the back (bonehead)"

    The dude: "oh, its a Ferrari"

    Me: "you got it man"

    I'm pretty sure if he had a shuffle right there and then, I guess he'd be making himself a hole to dive into - he was very embarased, and with a blank stare he turned and walked away.
    I guess he was around 30 years old or something.
    And he WAS a hard core car fan, I could tell from his cloth he was wearing.
    Get a life moron! :D:D:D:D
     
  7. ^@#&

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    #7 ^@#&, Oct 7, 2005
    Greatest Ferrari joke ever:


    So Uro walks into a dealership and says, "I'd like to buy a Ferrari..........."
     
  8. hanknum

    hanknum Formula 3

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    #8 hanknum, Oct 7, 2005
    He's a moron because he didn't recognize your car as a Ferrari???

    Seems kind of a harsh response just because he made a mistake. I would just be happy that he liked my car.
     
  9. Gimme Fuel

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    #9 Gimme Fuel, Oct 7, 2005
    Even 5 years old kids see the difference between my car and a regular car since Ferrari is quite rare here - and when you're a 30 year old hard core car fan then I really think you should know this.
    Let's not hijack this funny thread :)
     
  10. Tojo

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    #10 Tojo, Oct 7, 2005
    Two of my mates took a 246 dino to this coutry town about 3 hrs drive west of Sydney. They stoped at the local pub for a beer and a feed, they saw two local drunks stop to admire the car, this was their conversation,
    "what is it man?",
    "I think it's one of those Lamborgenies",
    "It can't be a Lamborgenie, It says Dingo on the badge up the front",
    That's it man it must be one of those Lamborgenie Dingo's"
    They then proceeded on their way quite satisfied they had the car make and model worked out.
    My mates proceeded to split their sides laughing, and love to tell the story whenever the opportunity comes up
     
  11. jaturon

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    #11 jaturon, Oct 8, 2005

    Repost!
     

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