Yes, that's Roland Linder... :D
"Your free to go. Next gas is 50 miles away, please try to take longer than 20 minutes to get there."
Officer: "I'm telling ya. Straight across... Mine has cool lights on the top and everything. C'mon....?"
"OFFICER......IF YOU WANT TO TICKET ME FOR GOING 175 IN A 10 MPH SCHOOL PARKING LOT, ITS OK, BUT I JUST WAXED AND DETAILED MY CAR, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TOUCHING MY ROOF AS FINGERPRINTS ARE A ***** TO GET OFF"
Excuse me, sir. We had a report of someone doin' donuts down to the parkin' lot, and I wondered if there were any left?
Roland: But i swear officer, she was only down there making adjustments because the floormat was pushing on the accelerator.
Officer: "Let me guess, you're going to give me this long ass lie about how you're a qualified X - Le Mans driver and this car was your life long dream, ...I've heard it a million times."
"Let me get this straight...you're visiting from New York, and some guy you met on the Internet lent you his F-40 just because he thinks you're a pretty cool guy...the name on your license is going to change in a couple of weeks...and you're trying to bribe me by offering to get me AA batteries for a quarter a piece through some guy you know in New Jersey. What kind of fool do you take me for?"
Officer: *phony accent* "Uhhh yes...um...sir. Im going to have to confiscate your vehicle". "NO! You dont know me from anywhere...This is seriously official police stuff..."
Officer: Next time you plan a vacation... don't tie your dog's leash to the bumper! Roland: Poor little fella *sniff*
"Tough little mutt probably kept up with you for a mile or two. I'm going to go back now and get the carcass off the road!" DL
Roland: So, Why did you pull me over? Officer: OH, Nothing really. I just never saw one of these lamborghini's up close before.