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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by 134282, Jan 2, 2004.
Yes, that's Roland Linder...
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"Your free to go. Next gas is 50 miles away, please try to take longer than 20 minutes to get there."
Officer: "I'm telling ya. Straight across... Mine has cool lights on the top and everything. C'mon....?"
"Yes officer, that's your wife between my legs!"
"OFFICER......IF YOU WANT TO TICKET ME FOR GOING 175 IN A 10 MPH SCHOOL PARKING LOT, ITS OK, BUT I JUST WAXED AND DETAILED MY CAR, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TOUCHING MY ROOF AS FINGERPRINTS ARE A ***** TO GET OFF"
Excuse me, sir. We had a report of someone doin' donuts down to the parkin' lot, and I wondered if there were any left?
Roland: But i swear officer, she was only down there making adjustments because the floormat was pushing on the accelerator.
Officer: "Let me guess, you're going to give me this long ass lie about how you're a qualified X - Le Mans driver and this car was your life long dream, ...I've heard it a million times."
"Uh huh, sure you cant afford to get a ticket!"
Driver: Was I driving too fast?
Officer: No, you were flying too low.
Roland : Officer i will race you to Ft. Collins, if you win i will pay the ticket!!!
"Let me get this straight...you're visiting from New York, and some guy you met on the Internet lent you his F-40 just because he thinks you're a pretty cool guy...the name on your license is going to change in a couple of weeks...and you're trying to bribe me by offering to get me AA batteries for a quarter a piece through some guy you know in New Jersey. What kind of fool do you take me for?"
Haha...Bill takes the cake. That's great!
Officer: *phony accent* "Uhhh yes...um...sir. Im going to have to confiscate your vehicle".
"NO! You dont know me from anywhere...This is seriously official police stuff..."
Officer: Next time you plan a vacation... don't tie your dog's leash to the bumper!
Roland: Poor little fella *sniff*
'Listen DES...If you promise to take the bolt-on ricer crap off this car, I won't give ya a ticket'!
Excuse me, but are those Bugle Boy jeans that you're wearing?
"Tough little mutt probably kept up with you for a mile or two. I'm going to go back now and get the carcass off the road!"
HAHAHAH! God I love the Vacation movies. First was the best of course
LOL - These are really good - so far Bill Sawyer - closely followed by Darth550 (2 good ones)..
Sir, if you can't park properly in a parking bay, you shouldn't be driving that thing!
Roland: So, Why did you pull me over?
Officer: OH, Nothing really. I just never saw one of these lamborghini's up close before.
Officer: Where's the fire?