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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by 134282, Jan 2, 2004.

  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
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    Carbon McCoy
    Yes, that's Roland Linder... :D
     
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  3. JaguarXJ6

    JaguarXJ6 F1 Veteran

    Feb 12, 2003
    5,439
    Black Hawk, CO
    Full Name:
    Sunny
    "Your free to go. Next gas is 50 miles away, please try to take longer than 20 minutes to get there."
     
  4. cabrio_fan

    cabrio_fan Formula Junior

    Mar 23, 2002
    262
    Atlanta, GA
    Full Name:
    Michael Davidson
    Officer: "I'm telling ya. Straight across... Mine has cool lights on the top and everything. C'mon....?"
     
  5. F40

    F40 F1 Rookie

    Apr 16, 2003
    3,227
    "Yes officer, that's your wife between my legs!"
     
  6. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
    8,933
    NEW JERSEY
    Full Name:
    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    "OFFICER......IF YOU WANT TO TICKET ME FOR GOING 175 IN A 10 MPH SCHOOL PARKING LOT, ITS OK, BUT I JUST WAXED AND DETAILED MY CAR, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TOUCHING MY ROOF AS FINGERPRINTS ARE A ***** TO GET OFF"
     
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  8. Miltonian

    Miltonian F1 Veteran

    Dec 11, 2002
    5,959
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    Jeff B.
    Excuse me, sir. We had a report of someone doin' donuts down to the parkin' lot, and I wondered if there were any left?
     
  9. enjoythemusic

    enjoythemusic F1 World Champ

    Apr 20, 2002
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    Steven
    Roland: But i swear officer, she was only down there making adjustments because the floormat was pushing on the accelerator.
     
  10. rob lay

    rob lay Administrator
    Staff Member Admin Social Subscribed Miami 2018 Owner

    Dec 1, 2000
    50,955
    Southlake, TX
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    Rob Lay
    Officer: "Let me guess, you're going to give me this long ass lie about how you're a qualified X - Le Mans driver and this car was your life long dream, ...I've heard it a million times."
     
  11. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

    Jun 9, 2002
    4,363
    Maui
    Full Name:
    Allan
    "Uh huh, sure you cant afford to get a ticket!"
     
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  13. Horsefly

    Horsefly F1 Veteran

    May 14, 2002
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    Driver: Was I driving too fast?
    Officer: No, you were flying too low.
     
  14. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
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    Dec 9, 2002
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    Jordan Witherspoon
    LOL!
     
  15. beast

    beast F1 Veteran

    May 31, 2003
    8,965
    Lewisville, TX
    Full Name:
    Rob Guess
    Roland : Officer i will race you to Ft. Collins, if you win i will pay the ticket!!! :D
     
  16. Bill Sawyer

    Bill Sawyer Formula 3

    Feb 26, 2002
    2,108
    Georgia
    "Let me get this straight...you're visiting from New York, and some guy you met on the Internet lent you his F-40 just because he thinks you're a pretty cool guy...the name on your license is going to change in a couple of weeks...and you're trying to bribe me by offering to get me AA batteries for a quarter a piece through some guy you know in New Jersey. What kind of fool do you take me for?"
     
  17. EVartanian

    EVartanian Formula 3

    Mar 19, 2002
    1,177
    Sunny SoCal
    Full Name:
    Eric
    Haha...Bill takes the cake. That's great!
     
  18. ag512bbi

    ag512bbi F1 Veteran
    Rossa Subscribed Owner

    Nov 8, 2003
    6,593
    So. Cal
    Full Name:
    Armen
    Great race....
     
  19. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
    Lifetime Rossa

    Dec 9, 2002
    6,926
    Houston, TX
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    Jordan Witherspoon
    Officer: *phony accent* "Uhhh yes...um...sir. Im going to have to confiscate your vehicle".

    "NO! You dont know me from anywhere...This is seriously official police stuff..."
     
  20. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 20, 2003
    44,373
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    Dirty Harry
    Officer: Next time you plan a vacation... don't tie your dog's leash to the bumper!
    Roland: Poor little fella *sniff*
     
  21. PeterS

    PeterS Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Jan 24, 2003
    38,429
    95370
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    PeterS
    'Listen DES...If you promise to take the bolt-on ricer crap off this car, I won't give ya a ticket'!
     
  22. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
    58,589
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    BCHC
    Excuse me, but are those Bugle Boy jeans that you're wearing?

    DL
     
  23. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
    58,589
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    BCHC
    "Tough little mutt probably kept up with you for a mile or two. I'm going to go back now and get the carcass off the road!"

    DL
     
  24. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
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    Dec 9, 2002
    6,926
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    Jordan Witherspoon
    HAHAHAH! God I love the Vacation movies. First was the best of course :)
     
  25. rodsky

    rodsky Formula 3

    Mar 24, 2003
    1,601
    Los Angeles
    LOL - These are really good - so far Bill Sawyer - closely followed by Darth550 (2 good ones)..
     
  26. jmillard308

    jmillard308 F1 Veteran
    Silver Subscribed Owner

    May 29, 2003
    5,959
    Perth West Oz
    Full Name:
    John Millard
    Sir, if you can't park properly in a parking bay, you shouldn't be driving that thing!
     
  27. ronsupercar

    ronsupercar Formula 3

    May 2, 2002
    1,576
    Orlando Fla.
    Full Name:
    4RE-Ron
    Roland: So, Why did you pull me over?

    Officer: OH, Nothing really. I just never saw one of these lamborghini's up close before.
     
  28. JMJ575M

    JMJ575M Formula Junior

    Nov 4, 2002
    294
    Chain of Lakes Regio
    Full Name:
    J Michael Jordan
    Officer: Where's the fire?

    Roland: WTF???


    JMJ
     

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