FerrariChat.com post whores!!!

so

 

it's

 

gonna

 

be

 

lunchtime

 

soon

 

Sonnets no, limericks yes.

Just because I don't own a Ferrari
I feel no need to say "I am sorry"
I post on this board
Even though I feel whor'd
So I'll poison you all with curari!

 

Jirks is this thread still alive?

 

Wonder what my daily count is? Oh, just checked, 4.77, not in the same league with these guys at all.

Art

 

Getting banned to lower your average should be factored back in.

If we deduct the number of days you've been banned and re-work the numbers we get......

32.77

HOLY ****

Puts you right near the top, don't it?

Nice to see you back, BTW.

Dave

 

roses are red
violets are blue
ferrarichat is cool
bigdog is too!

 

You are a crazy mother

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fan512bbi has funny jokes
And he's a nice guy too!

 

Violets are blue
Roses are pink
Put on your shoes
Your feet really stink!

 

So, the poetry talent here is real.

 

oh indeed!

 

Violets are blue,
Roses ain't orange,
I'd bet that you,
Can't rhyme to orange.

DM

 

I try to shadow you on each thread. This way I can keep up. I usually do the same with the driving so I get less tickets.
BT

 

Crap, hard to keep up with you guys.

Who Posted?

Total Posts: 142

User Name Posts

TexasMike 25
matteo 17
BigDog 13
judge4re 8
darth550 7
L8Braker 6
ryalex 6
ferrari355fi 6
Bullfighter 6
Rob Lay 5
Modenafan 3
BT348PBG 3
Fan512bbi 3
FarmerDave 3
dm_n_stuff 2
andrewg 2
CMY 2
UroTrash 2
JaguarXJ6 2
sandersja 1
Dino Martini 1
Dane 1
iceburns288 1
Ashman 1
Korr 1
BigAl 1
Alex_V 1
BWS550 1
2000YELLOW360 1
amenasce 1
wax 1
spidermanUK 1
steve f 1
GCalo 1
PerryJ 1
tifosi12 1
NNO 1
Jdubbya 1
Dubai Vol 1
Mrs_Bugattiart 1

 

violets are blue
roses ain't orange
the only word that can closely rhyme
is the word lozenge!

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Orange doesn't rhyme to you,
But few does, and so does pew.
BT

 

Once upon a weekend dreary, while I posted, drunk and bleary,
Over many a quaint and curious dead thread of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, thunder clapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of valves quite loudly rapping, rapping behind my garage door.
"'A mem'ry of Saturday last," I muttered, "today's for bikinis and nothing more -
Only that, and to be a post whore."

 

I wake up from a deep sleep
Sit up in bed
Take a swig of pappi's ol' moonshine
Dressed I get
Car keys in hand
550 I will drive!


12 cylinders or walk

 

LOL!
Gotta love Poe

this (my post) is a good example of whoring, too.

 

Indeed it is.