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  1. Santini

    Santini Formula Junior

    Oct 1, 2003
    480
    North Carolina
    A man is stumbling through the woods totally
    drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

    He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

    The preacher turns around and is almost overcome
    by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,
    "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

    The drunk answers,
    "Yes, I am."

    So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the
    water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
    "Brother, have you found Jesus?"


    The drunk replies,
    "No, I haven't found Jesus."

    The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him
    into the water again for a little longer this time.

    He again pulls him out of the water and asks
    again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

    The drunk again answers,
    "No, I haven't found Jesus."

    By this time the preacher is at his wits end and
    dunks the drunk in the water again---
    but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
    and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls
    him up.

    The preacher again asks the drunk,
    "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?!"

    The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath
    and says to the preacher,
    "Are you sure this is where he fell in ?
     
  2. JSL

    JSL Formula 3

    Jan 5, 2002
    2,212
    California
    Full Name:
    J.S. Leonard
    That is about the best joke I have heard today. As a former pastor (and still a Christian) you just tickled my funny bone! Thanks
     

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