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  1. Todd308TR

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    #1 Todd308TR, Feb 9, 2013
    Lady: Do you drink?

    Man: Yes

    Lady: How much a day?

    Man: 3 six packs

    Lady: How much per six pack

    Man: about $10.00

    Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: 15 years

    Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

    Man: Correct

    Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

    Man: Correct

    Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink?

    Lady: No

    Man: Where's your damn Ferrari?
     

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