FISICHELLA Starting Motorsports Academy

1. I wish he didn't give an effort to remain in the sport today.

2. Fishface should start a shooting yourself in the neck with a cannon ball academy. I would pay for his tuition.... ****** bag.

 

Voluntarily, at least...

 

You guys are overly harsh. There are MANY important skills that Fisichella could teach to aspiring F1 drivers, not the least of which:

-How to stay in F1 long past your "best before" date

-How to be a mid-pack driver but get into a front-pack team

-How to make embarassing mistakes and retain your job

-Radio subservience, aka "how to let your mechanic embarass you over the radio"

and lots more. Fishi does have some good talent to pass on to others

 

He had to do something to claim his paycheque. Since driving well wasn't and still isn't within 6,000 miles of his contract, the least he could do is report to the team that "yes, the car is pulling to the left a little."... ****** bag.

 

Interesting. I wonder whether they offer "arrive and drive" in an ex-Fisico F1. I could be persuaded...

 

Wow! Did Fisi bang your mother or something? I haven't even heard bashing this bad when people talk about Massa!

 

...Instructor: Felipe Massa

 

Giancarslow Slowichella {a.k.a. slow slow} is a total retard with little or no talent, he threw the straw on the camel's back when he cut MS's left rear tire down in Brazil in 06.

Him and Wurz should have a skull crushing competition between themselves, who ever has more pieces left over at the end wins... and so does the racing world.

 

This is something I never understand - people will say "yes he sucks on track in terms of winning, but he's a GREAT help in developing the car". Isn't that what TEST drivers are for? I mean, if I own a team, I want the best guys out there helping me win. If I can't have two guys that win (i.e. Hamilton and Alonso), then at least I want one winner and one who can play the corporate game and help #1 win (i.e. Barrichello to Schumacher).

When a team has a driver who just sucks in terms of performance, I never get why they keep them around under the guise of being good for development. This was said of JV at Honda, Ralf at Toyota and lots of other drivers. If these drivers are good at helping devleop the car, great, make 'em a test driver!

My .02

 

Why did this thread die so soon?

 

It shouldn't have.

 

Like the devil keeps resurrecting Fishf*****s career.

 

It shouldn't have.

 

I said the devil keeps helping GF's career. And any reference to anyone's ball sack is strange. Not a teenager and what trap? Useless banter? I like it and how is someone else's banter any better than mine? Don't tell me your banter is better than mine?

P.S. I don't like Fisichella.

 

It's all a matter of prospective.

You say I keep this thread alive and you have nearly as many replies, so it could be you who keeps it alive.

What do you mean by "limited language you use"? The word ball sack? I don't get off on using rare words or longer words or words with more syllables. Most people already don't have a high comprehension in terms of reading so I don't strain those already weak skills. I thought the comment was funny, although it may not be everyone's taste.

One could also say your choice of words and statements are strange and any hint at a joke towards you or any kind of slang or common humorous phrase leaves you insulted and asking for an apology. Which is very childish.

So you don't like my coloured metaphors and that means the point is meaningless? Just because you don't like humor and use cryptic statements doesn't mean others are as stiff as you.

Why would I have had to meet and dine with GF to not like him? There are hundreds of millions of people on this planet that don't Like G Bush, it doesn't mean he's met them all.

And as any rational person could figure out. I don't like him as a driver. He's made many mistakes that affected the outcome of a race or someone's race or my weekly payout or just plain old too slow.

So I can't dislike him for my own reasons but I SHOULD like him because you HEAR he's nice? Tell me that isn't an idiotic statement.

So you think Rosi is as good as Hami? If that is true and more people than you know it, we should see him in a top car soon right? If he can pull out poles, wins, great qualifying laps and constant podiums, then he should be driving for a top notch team when his current contract is over. I'm sure he'll want to move up to a contender even for the same pay. Let's see if that happens.

His bio is a little weak

He went to Formula Three Euro Series on Team Rosberg {by the way driving for dad is a guaranteed seat}. Gets one race win and finishes eighth overall. The next year only 3 wins. He did win the GP2 series the following year though. First year in F1 finishes 14th. Yeah the car failed a few times but he also crashed out a few times too. 9 points in 24 starts? That's weak for a guy that's as good as Hami. Best quali 3rd, best finish 6th, someone's talent is going to waste I guess, why doesn't he move to a better team? Why doesn't a better team buy him out?

Nico will end up with the same career as Fisislowa.

 

Just once more at the end of this season, then at the end of next season and then at the end of the following season.

Really, Giancarlo and Nico aren't going anywhere.

 

Ron, sometimes you baffle me.

Rosberg couldn't keep up with Webber most of the time and is barely ahead of Wurz. Neither driver is a world-beater by any stretch of the imagination. Hamilton, on the other hand, appears to be as fast as Alonso, whom I consider the best driver on the grid.

Regardless of the equipment, you have to consider their performances relative to their teammates, and on that basis Rosberg is not only not in the same league as Hamilton, he isn't even in the same sport.