Only 7 hours to go! Great chance for Ferrari to win today. Forza Ferrari. Image Unavailable, Please Login Image Unavailable, Please Login
https://www.gazzetta.it/Formula-1/23-05-2021/f1-ferrari-leclerc-fortunato-partira-pole-cambio-posto-4101265605888.shtml Basis my poor Italian, this story is from 23 minutes ago. Looking good.
Notice the team are using experimental camouflaged white masks in Monaco. Did they ditch the awful red aero one? Seemed as though the red ones were always on the verge of falling off the nosecone .
Never seen a pile up up there, only thing I remember there is a collision IIRC between Huub Rothengatter and Alboreto where one went flying above the other in practice.
OK guys, crossed finger for a clean start from Charles, a good pit stop strategy and a quick one, no mistakes, and bring us the bacon!!!
Today's plot for HAM to win. Mazespin's wheels have been fitted with traditional knock on wheel nuts that have been sharpened to shred tires as he's being lapped. Image Unavailable, Please Login He'll do so, unless Sean Connery stops him. Image Unavailable, Please Login Now, Nikita will only be lapped 3 times, so he's got to play his chances right. As everyone pits for new tires, HAM will say his tires are shot, which of course means the next 14 laps will all be new lap records...at least that what the transponder will say because Toto has written secret code into the timing system where [HAMLAPTIME = PREVIOUSHAMLAPTIME - .4]. Sean Connery will figure that out too. Image Unavailable, Please Login NOW....IF HAM is still not in the lead, BOTTAS will be cut in half by a giant laser mounted to the roof of the Mercedes transporter. Image Unavailable, Please Login With absolutely NO ONE in contention HAM will go on to win by 20 seconds and the announcers will gush about it. And because no one is left, and no one cares Lewis will drink from his own shoe. Image Unavailable, Please Login and Max V. will hit someone with a chair. Image Unavailable, Please Login See you in 50 mins!!!! sjd
