Forum Game: Name that movie quote

How 'bout this one:

"OOoooooh Pizza! You taste so good!"

 

You have the actor correct

 

Hi, Dr. Jacobs, this is Chris Marlin
over at JT Marlin.

DR. JACOBS
Marlin?

CHRIS
Right. He's my father.

Another broker connects a wire to a jack on the back of the
phone and the conversation is now heard on the PA system.

CHRIS (CONT'D)
So my associate tells me you're
interested in one of our stocks.

DR. JACOBS
Yes, MSC sounds like it might be
interesting.

CHRIS
Might be? Might be doesn't sell stock
at the rate MSC is going, Dr. Jacobs.
We're talking about very high volume
here.

DR. JACOBS
Well, I still have to run it by my
people.

CHRIS
That's great, Doc. If you want to miss
yet another opportunity here and go
watch your colleagues get rich doing
clinical trials, then don't buy a share
and hang up the phone.

DR. JACOBS
Well hold on a second. I didn't say
that. I just wanted to talk more about
it.

CHRIS
Honestly Doc, I don't have the time.
This stock is blowing up right now.
The whole firm is going nuts. Let me
open the door to my office.

Chris holds the phone up to the 100 brokers standing there
silently. They begin talking loudly and screaming "Buy,
Sell". Chris makes a hand motion and they stop.

CHRIS (CONT'D)
You hear that? That's my trading
floor, Doc.
Now I have a million calls to make to
other doctors who are already in the
know. I can't walk you through this
right now. I'm sorry.

Huge pause. Everyone looks on waiting to hear what he'll do.
Chris doesn't even look mildly concerned. Then...

DR. JACOBS
Okay, okay. Let's do this.

CHRIS
Now, since you're a new account I
cannot go any higher than two thousand
shares. I'd love to but I just can't
do it.

DR. JACOBS
Two thousand?! Whoa! That's way more
than I was thinking about. Two
thousand, Jesus.
(pause)
I'm just curious, why can't you sell me
more than that?

The brokers hold in their laughter.

CHRIS
Well, we like to establish a
relationship with our clients on
something small before we get to the
more serious trades. Let me show you
several percentage points on this small
trade and then we'll talk about doing
future business.

DR. JACOBS
That sounds good. Give me two thousand
shares.

CHRIS
Done.

DR. JACOBS
You sure you can't do any better on
this one?

CHRIS
No, I'm sorry, Dr. Jacobs.

DR. JACOBS
Alright, let's start with this trade
then.

CHRIS
Great. I promise we'll go big on the
next one.
(feigns masturbation)
Now do you want the confirmation sent
to your office or your mansion?

DR. JACOBS
(laughs)
Very funny, Mr. Marlin.

CHRIS
Alright, let me put my secretary on.
She'll take your info.

Chris hits the hold button and then...

CHRIS (CONT'D)
Done and done.

This should be as easy as selling insurance to a dying man who can't stand up with a wife beside him {who you already told "he'as going to die soon"}. Ahhhh ADT home security systems with built in panic buttons. Is there a better way to make money by scaring old people? Ahhhhh

 

Uncle Buck or cool runnin'?

 

EEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTT sorry try again

 

This does not mean we are going to take warm showers together.

 

Stripes.

 

62 250 GTO... Since no one's said it, yet, i'll say it: Boiler Room. Ridiculously awesome movie...

 

Ding ding ding we have a winner

 

"I can handle things, not like people say, I'm not dumb...I'm smart and I want respect!"

 

"Isn't Ricky Martin having a concert?"

 

lol

My friends in the car club call me cruiser.

 

Wayne's World

 

"I am Sancho."

 

If any of you HOMO's touch me.. I'LL kill you!!

 

LOL, the movie was ridiculous... Funny, too...


"Leave the gun; take the canolis..."

 

Same as my quote...Godfather!

 

Another great movie...


"It's about girls, Mom...!"

Then, from the same movie, after the character who said the above-mentioned line dies:
"Now you can go anywhere you want..."

Pretty obscure quotes from a pretty old movie, i don't know how well it will do here...

 

" Do you know Gill Gonzales?"
reply " no I don't"
"then why are you leaning on his car?"