Christine. The "reconstruction" scene still holds up today... even with all the CG stuff they have now... GT
"When you guys pulled in here, did you see a sign that says dead n*gger storage? Did you? No? Because dead n*gger storage ain't my f*cking problem." "I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast." "Shes a beauty aint she? Yeah, what kind of gun is this? Its a tranqualizer gun, if any these f*ckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down."
Here are a few more. "We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!" "You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's b1tch. Then everything will be alright." "He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it, because I'm a *****, which is why I work at Initech in the first place."
Grrreeeeaaaat.......I would like to introduce to you Mike, uh Slidell,... Office Space, I have seen it over 30 times
You're on a roll, let's see if you can get this one. "I dare you to grab her b00b." "Grab her b00b, that's assault, brother."
Try this: "You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig ... dig"
Meet the parents - should have added "I have nipples, can you milk me?" LMAO just thinking about it! Scottie