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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    READ TEXT FIRST - FOUND IN IRAQ !
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    >They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come
    >out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are
    >injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly.
    >
    >You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake
    up
    >with part
    >of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night
    >long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting
    >a shadow over it,
    and
    >the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run
    for
    >your
    >shadow,and scream the whole time it is chasing you.
    >
    >PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are
    >Spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one
    of
    >these in your tent!!
     
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  2. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    .......And how many beers does it take for a soldier to NOT recognize this?????

    DL
     
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  3. tonyh

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  4. chaa

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    Sure beats the one i found in my bed last week, yes it was only about an inch across but i swear it was more like 9 inches when i found it, i had a fight with it of epic proportions, useing all my of most deadly tecniqes........and i won!!!The little B****rd......Spiders i f**kin hate em.
     
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  5. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Everyone's got a weakness; spiders are mine... i would probably pass out from fear... In fact, i'm pretty sure i would have a massive heart attack and die on the spot if the thing touched me...

    Unfortunately - and morbidly haunting - i absolutely HAVE to see the picture... i've always been fascinated with spiders, even though i'm deathly afraid of them... Can anyone else post the picture or PM me the link to where it is...? Thanks...
     
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  7. 134282

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    Would you share your burger with that?!
     
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    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    If it would buy me some time to run away and get as far as possible from it...?



    No.
     
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  10. chaa

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    F***N ELL! But i am sure.......yes i am sure i can take it. I can take it, i can take it, i can take it, i can take it1!!
     
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  11. tonyh

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    Ever in the Middle East ,Chaz? Bump into those mofo's ?!!
     
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  12. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    HAHAHA!
     
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    Chaz is a big dude...

    If i was as big as Chaz...


    ...i'd STILL be scared of those bastards...!
     
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  14. chaa

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    Me again, no F**K it,After carefull contenplation i cant take it. A man has to know his limitations and i think i know mine.
     
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    Don't blame you m8. Me too......
     
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    HOLY SH*T: never have I seen something like that. I'd be dead before I hit the ground. Those guys are holding them. BRAVE< BRAVE.
     
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    I used to have recurring nightmares starring that exact thing. I guess it's back to therapy for me.
     
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    MMMMMMM, nine shots....mmmmm.. i would say.........browning semi or Walter ppk?????.....maybe with hollow points?????
    I think i would have chosen the Desert Eagle for this mans job dude.
     
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    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG! Those are the kind that used to haunt my childhood dreams. I think I would seriously freak out if I saw a spider that large.
     
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    Dang.. I think I'd be more scared of those than the Republican Guard...Saddam would've done well to unleash a few thousand of those at our troops. I know I'd be running the other way screaming like a ninny.

    -R
     
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    Dang...could've swore I had 10 BANG's in there. Oh well, just pretend it's Bond doing the shooting. ;)
     
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    Maybe you could teach them tricks, though I suspect some of you sissies might teach them to "play dead"...

    Oh - if you look at the bottom one, it looks like somebody used a "pricing gun" on it, what with all the little plastic tags...
     
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    Holy god. Id be sleeping with a snake by me if I had to worry about those.
     
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