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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Juice It, Mar 19, 2004.

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  1. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Thanks! I missed you guys too! I was soo bored yesterday wih no one to harass!
     
  2. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    Nice try Tom...LOL
     
  3. Juice It

    Juice It F1 Rookie

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    Welcome back man, there is only so much "Ferraris are the best, Ferraris are great" I can take! Just kidding! Its good to have a little different take on things though. Naked pics aint bad either! Even though it was gone before I saw it. She is pretty nasty anyway but when a real Brittney shot gets taken I am sure we can count on you to bring it to us in all of its glory!
     
  4. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Absolutely, though you must understand, if i find a naked pic of Britney, ill need some time to myself!
     
  5. Andy 98RT10

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    Lol. ArizonaGuy, you got told.
     
  6. Tomf-1

    Tomf-1 F1 Rookie

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    You know, Rob.....

    I was one of those people disgusted by the whole Janet Jackson full frontal nipple incident at the Super Bowl half time show..... but after hearing the description of Allan's pic, I've come to realize that wardrobe malfunction "can" happen.


    Tom
     
  7. Mako99

    Mako99 Formula Junior
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    Showtime next Sunday baby, She's doing a full 2-hour concert filled with her perfectly executed here's-how-all-young-girls-should-dress-and-act routine.

    I can't wait, but you know it's all about the music for me.

    Just like everyone here chooses F-cars over a Lambos because of Ferrari's stunning racing heritage!

    LOL
     
  8. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Funny you should mention this, as i just had this conversation with my wife. What im asking for, is her to go out with her friends, and for me to order SHowtime!
     
  9. F40

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    Don't forget a sock and some vaseline... I was OWNED before!
     
  10. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Sounds like you speak from experience. If you werent on the computer 24hrs a day, maybe you could leave your sock at home, and get the feel of a real nice warm wet *****.
     
  11. stephens

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    Good to see you back, full of it as usual.
     
  12. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Stephens you little fruitloop, hows your monster Benzo treating you?
     
  13. stephens

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    Seeing as I actually know how to drive, pretty well thanks.

    Ellen, I love you too :)
     
  14. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    I know, thats awesome! Personally, im having a hard time learning to drive an automatic. I always get confused whether i should select "D" or "N" . Dont know how you caught on so quickly! Ill master it one day!
     
  15. Mako99

    Mako99 Formula Junior
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    No no no, you've got it all wrong. According to Stephens you put it into "P" for PASS.

    He's anxious to try his new technique!
     
  16. stephens

    stephens F1 Rookie
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    You're so witty!! Your first step in learning how to drive is realising that there is more to driving than a gearchange.

    Actually I wanted to ask you a serious question. I love the 550, but it needs more horsepower. I've just installed a new exhaust, airfilters and am about to do the ECU upgrade, however the improvement is going to be marginal at best. Many here would probably see it as blasphemy, but I'm interested in adding nitrous, do you know anyone I could talk to?
     
  17. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    In Australia? Yeah ask the guy on the corner behind the dancing Kangaroo.
     
  18. stephens

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    I appreciate you enjoy being an ass, but my question is actually serious. Is there someone I could talk to over there for advice.
     
  19. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Well Wallabee darned, I could tell you all you need to know! Since the 550 is a Ferrari and it has race inspired engineering, i suggest a 500 direct port system. I wouldnt upgrade the fuel, just run as is... should be fine! Let me know how it goes!

    Make sure to video your first run with the system armed!

    Btw, why do this when your Benz is so fast? No doubt it still wont beat the Benz.
     
  20. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Oh nice, you talk out the idiot line.... than try and be nice when you want something!
     
  21. stephens

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    Ellen I thought it was more fitting to call you an ass than an idiot.
    I know I should be polite when asking for advice, but I couldn't resist. It just feels dirty being nice to you. :)
    I will post vids for sure, after you show me how this works with your Lambo.
    I don't know why you get the impression I'm hung up on the Merc. Sure it's a great sleeper, no one expects a four door family car to cut 11's down the 1/4 mile, but it's just a fast family car at the end of the day. On the other hand everyone expects a Diablo etc to be awesomely quick, but there are plenty of ricemobiles that will embarrass it.
     
  22. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Thats why i have Nitrous, so nothing embarrasses me.

    Just do what i said and you will be very happy!
     
  23. Mako99

    Mako99 Formula Junior
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    Wow Stephens you'd be great to pass around in the can by the sound of it.

    Allan just a$$owned you deep and hard, and right after he finished you turned around, looked back up at him and basically said "would you like a neck massage now?"

    LOL
     
  24. stephens

    stephens F1 Rookie
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    a$$owned?? If you extract your head from his a$$ long enough to see daylight, you might get a new perspective on reality.
     
  25. Hmmmmmm,

    Mako, Your head is SOOOO far up Allans A$$ ... you could whistle Dixie to his prostate!

    fondly......Jim J. :)
     

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