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  1. 134282

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    #26 134282, Jul 16, 2004
    Well, i've got a few different Ferrari models strewn about my desk and since i got a new desk, my monitor is elevated and about two feet away... So, i had to get up, pull my pants down and kneel onto the desk... But in order to get my chocolate starfish on the monitor, i needed to turn around 180 degrees; well, this caused an imbalance and i slipped and fell over onto my desk, knocking things everywhere... So doc, since this was your idea, can you tell me how i can dislodge this 1:18 Challenge Stradale from my rear...?
     
  2. UroTrash

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    #27 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    You'll have to talk to my lawyer.


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  3. redhead

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    #28 redhead, Jul 16, 2004
    Watch the movie jackass.....


    And Doc, I would try this, but my head is so far up my ass, I can not seem to figure it all out??!?!?!?!?!?!
     
  4. wax

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    #29 wax, Jul 16, 2004
    I'm in the Northern Hemisphere. Do I need to rub the Dark Side of The Moon against the Moonitor in a clockwise or counterclockwise fashion? Shouldn't Moonitors be disinfected with a higher concentration of Ammonia than Windex? If so, should I use straight Ammonia? Will anal-retentiveness affect diagnosis?
     
  5. UroTrash

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    #30 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    I simply cannot render a diagnosis if you won't submit to testing.



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  6. UroTrash

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    #31 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    Interesting and impotent points you make!

    1.Clockwise.

    2.I advise you take an ammonia enema PRIOR to testing.


    3.Will anal-retentiveness affect diagnosis? Only if you retain the enema.


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  7. LAfun2

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    #32 LAfun2, Jul 16, 2004
    Typical doctors. Diagnosing without even looking at the problem. No wonder you guys are so filthy rich. ;)
     
  8. UroTrash

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    #33 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    Hum....let me see.... prostate looks... ummmm...well massaged; do you happen to have a big stonking Ducati superbike???? Keeps that gland very healthy and happy! Go for a ride, its still daylight there!




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    P.S. "...you guys are so filthy rich..." yeah, sometimes it gets away from me and I have to make a big money pile in the back yard and burn it. Our cross to bear...
     
  9. LAfun2

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    #34 LAfun2, Jul 16, 2004
    Your memory is going in your old age. ;) My ducati was sold in 4 hours after I put in the paper. The 998/R1 is still coming and not here yet. Don't feel like riding the gixxers since its 94 degrees here.




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    Give me some of your money ;)

    You are the only doctor that posts here ALL day, and still buys Ferrari. :D
     
  10. UroTrash

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    #35 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004

    The Urologist Credo:

    "The bladder's your friend,
    Urethra not,
    I'm outta the hospital'
    By four O'clock"

    Always the union man, me.
     
  11. LAfun2

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    #36 LAfun2, Jul 16, 2004

    LMAO!

    Well I want to be a part of whatever union you are at :D
     
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    #37 wax, Jul 17, 2004
    OK, thanks to that ammonia enema, my liver's all clear now!

    *Rubs Moons of Uranus clockwise on Moonitor, squirts ammonia on Moonitor, then zips up*

    How's it lookin' there, oh, sphincter-fingered one?

    Edit: forgot to add this site http://www.mansgland.com/
     
  13. DrStranglove

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    #38 DrStranglove, Jul 17, 2004
    Well, I am not going to soil my computer..... But can I send you my GF's tooth brush and you can likely find some fluid to test!!!!!!! (Probably "mint" flavored a little now...)
     
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    #39 kevfla, Jul 17, 2004
    Carbon...your comment reminded me of the guy in the movie that stuck a Hot Wheels car up his ass and then went to a doctor for x-rays. Pardon the pun but it was funny as sh*t!

    KevFla
     
  15. UroTrash

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    #40 UroTrash, Jul 17, 2004
    Smooth, firm, normal size, shape and taste...

    FINALLY a man who has a prostate and knows how to use it. Watch out ladies, yer about to be WAXED!




    Site's a scream.
     
  16. UroTrash

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    #41 UroTrash, Jul 17, 2004

    Got the toothbrush FedEx, thanks.

    Extensive analysis suggests yer draining that lizard a little too often, no more dates for 3 days, DOCTOR'S ORDERS.



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  17. UroTrash

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    #42 UroTrash, Jul 17, 2004

    Kev, I simply CANNOT diagnose if you don't follow the instructions; now get up on your desk and let me check you.




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    #43 DrStranglove, Jul 17, 2004

    Well, there goes my weekend......


    Oh, can you send me a script for that so my GF does not think I am making this up/??



    Hell, when I dont hit it tonight.... She is going to think I am masturbating again!!!!!! (Or cheating on her...)
     
  19. UroTrash

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    #44 UroTrash, Jul 17, 2004
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    She'll live. Somehow. Here's the scrip.
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    #45 DrStranglove, Jul 17, 2004
    I am so useing that!!!!
     
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    #46 coolestkidever, Jul 17, 2004
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY **** THATS FUNNY. O MAN YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.
     
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    #47 bobafett, Jul 17, 2004

    HAHAHAHAHAH. That's f'ing funny...well..not for Dr.S it isn't... :D

    --Dan
     
  23. LAfun2

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    #48 LAfun2, Jul 17, 2004

    Yes it is! Because now he has license to boink other women ;) :D
     
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    #49 DrStranglove, Jul 17, 2004
    Yea... She saw it....

    ( And the rest of this thread...! )

    I am so not screwed for the next few days.

    Man, I hate Dr's........
     
  25. UroTrash

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    #50 UroTrash, Jul 17, 2004

    Yer welcome, any time.
     
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