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  1. Jedi

    Jedi Moderator
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    #1 Jedi, Jul 28, 2011
    Haven't done this in a while.... thought it'd be fun to do a "Christmas in July".

    I'll pay to "up you" to a free year of Silver subscription if you're the winner :)

    Contest topic: A Ferrari Limerick! Just write a Limerick with something to do with
    Ferrari - brand, model, F-Chat itself.... just has to have SOME sort of Ferrari content,
    whether that actual word is used or not.

    The rules:

    1. PM entries directly to me - don't post them here!
    2. You must have at least 500 in your post count
    3. You must never have been banned from Ferrari Chat
    4. You must not have ever been Silver or Rossa subscribed
    5. Deadline for entries is midnight, Pacific Time (US), July 31, 2011
    6. Entries MUST be a true Limerick in syllable cadence.... if you're not
    sure of the "pattern" of a limerick, Google a bunch of them to read

    Someone WILL be awarded... I'll post the winner here

    We've lost a few voices up in Silver lately.... time to bring in some fresh blood

    :D:D

    Have fun... I'll be watching for PM's .... the winning Limerick will be posted here.

    Jedi
     
  2. snakeseare

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    #2 snakeseare, Jul 28, 2011
    You couldn't give me a silver subscription, a load of twunts you are.
     
  3. GuyIncognito

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    #3 GuyIncognito, Jul 28, 2011
    hmmm, not sure that's a limerick.

    :D
     
  4. PAP 348

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    #4 PAP 348, Jul 28, 2011
    You're too kind Jedi!! :)
     
  5. Jedi

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    #5 Jedi, Jul 28, 2011
    What is a twunt?
     
  6. Jedi

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    #6 Jedi, Jul 28, 2011
    Damn....

    There was once a man from Nantucket
    With ****** so long he could suck it
    If I could just get it in, he said with a grin,
    If my ear were a **** I would **** it.....

    Rocket science?


    :D:D:D:D:D

    Jedi
     
  7. AustinMartin

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    #7 AustinMartin, Jul 28, 2011
    Any chance on doing a Rossa contest?
     
  8. dozzina

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    #8 dozzina, Jul 29, 2011
    You're toast if us Silvers become eligible. I sent Jedi one this morning for grins. I banged out another half dozen today because it's ... just ... too ... much ... fun. :D
     
  9. Jedi

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    #9 Jedi, Jul 29, 2011
    Yeah yeah yeah... web master is on it. But thanks for the tip

    :p:p:p

    Jedi
     
  10. Jedi

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    #10 Jedi, Jul 29, 2011
    Christmas 2011... you bet!! Rossa Upgrade contest just like I did 2010!! (NOT going to be a limerick,
    so don't waste time trying now... )

    :D:D

    Jedi
     
  11. JeremyJon

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    #11 JeremyJon, Jul 29, 2011
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    hmm...sent

    :)
     
  12. dozzina

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    #12 dozzina, Jul 29, 2011
    :( That message was a day earlier. I sent you an actual limerick yesterday. Go check your mail again. :)

    Here's another:

    F-chatters did Vegas with zeal,
    Drove cars that the tires would peel,
    Shot guns they sure did,
    Sun up and they hid
    None more that the members would squeel.
     
  13. S Brake

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    #13 S Brake, Jul 29, 2011
    I'm still wondering what a limerick is.
     
  14. Jedi

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    #14 Jedi, Jul 29, 2011
    Hey - that's not bad!! AND it's actually the RIGHT CADENCE for a
    limerick! I've had a number of submissions.... but they AREN'T PROPER LIMERICKS!

    But you're already Silver :(

    :):)

    Jedi
     
  15. agup48

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    #15 agup48, Jul 29, 2011
    :D

    Read the rules, Dave :p
    4. You must not have ever been Silver or Rossa subscribed
     
  16. dozzina

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    #16 dozzina, Jul 29, 2011
    I did clearly disclose that I was not eligible in my message. I was going to quote it here, but it's not in my sent PM box, so perhaps I accidentally emailed it instead. See, doubly not eligible, as apparently I can't follow any rules. :D
     
  17. Remy Zero

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    #17 Remy Zero, Jul 29, 2011
    Oh..good stuff...my silver just expired :D
     
  18. S Brake

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    #18 S Brake, Jul 29, 2011
    See rule #4.
     
  19. 4re Nut

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    #19 4re Nut, Jul 29, 2011
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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm9AZ883ODA[/ame]
     
  20. Jedi

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    #20 Jedi, Jul 29, 2011
    Well this thread is going great places..... Oh well. guess I'll save fifteen clams

    :D:D

    Jedi
     
  21. dozzina

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    #21 dozzina, Jul 29, 2011
    A local ukulele club meets weekly at one of my favorite restaurants. I just can't begin to explain the bizarreness of this coincidence.
     
  22. 4re Nut

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    #22 4re Nut, Jul 29, 2011
    Glad to add a little bizarreness to your life! :D

    Quite bizarre too that this post...

    ...caused me to stumble across a song titled "I wanna be like you" by a group of TWUNTS! :eek:
     
  23. Jedi

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    #23 Jedi, Jul 29, 2011
    LOL!!

    :D

    Jedi
     
  24. dozzina

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    #24 dozzina, Jul 29, 2011
    There once was a board full of TWUNTS...



    ... oh nevermind!!!

    :D
     
  25. 4re Nut

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    #25 4re Nut, Jul 30, 2011
    A few more dribbles and you'll finish it for us I'm sure. ;) :D
     
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