French Joke!

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by FLATOUTRACING, Apr 28, 2004.



    Aug 20, 2001
    East Coast
    Full Name:
    Jon K.
    The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the
    train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly
    adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used
    by her little dog.
    The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
    The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and
    said, "You Americans..You are such a rude class of people. Can't you
    see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
    The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after
    another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing
    the woman with the dog.
    Again he asked, "Please lady, may I sit there? I'm very tired."
    The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not
    only are you rude, you are also arrogant."
    The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the
    little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the
    empty seat.
    The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her
    and chastise the soldier.
    An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know sir,
    you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You
    eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the
    wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b*tch out
    the window."


    Jon P. Kofod
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