A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new Ferrari Enzo. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $700,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for red light. An old man on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A Ferrari Enzo. It cost me seven hunderd thousand dollars !" "That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my moped!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 125 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 150 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 180 mph. Whoooooosh! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear. The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive !!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my Goodness! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror".
When i got this email about the joke it said a 550 Ferrari for a half a Million dollars and top speed at 320mph. I had to reword it to make it somewhat realistic.
lol, ive seen this joke with a 288GTO. "within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 125 mph" A Ford can do that.
Nice. Here's the one I got yesterday. The division manager for a large company has been downsizing it for some time. He gets word that one more employee has to go from the accounting department. He has two equally talented employees, Donna and Jack. He can't decide what to do, as they both do their jobs well. He finally figures first one at the water cooler the next day will be the one he lets go. Next morning, Donna staggers to the water cooler to take a couple of aspirin. Seems she was out late the night before and is struggling with a terrible hangover and headache. The manager heads to the cooler. He explains, "Donna, I have a tough decision to make, I have to lay you or Jack off." She says, "I'm too exhaused, could you just jack off?"
