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  1. darth550

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    A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge.

    When her name was called out in the court foyer, she brushed her hair,
    checked her make-up, took a deep breath, and walked into the court and
    took to the witness stand.

    The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not
    guilty," the woman answered emphatically.

    The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: "Is it
    true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of
    gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf, who was waving a union jack,
    on the roof of a car, whilst traveling at over 100 mph through the
    centre of London, in a blizzard?"

    The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council
    and calmly said: "What was the date again?"

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