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  1. tonyh

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    A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the
    birth.
    "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replied
    "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife
    "No, no boyfriend either."
    "Do you have a partner then?"
    "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

    After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you
    see her that the baby is black"

    "Well," replies the girl. I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porn0 movie. The
    lead man was black

    "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward
    questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes,"
    the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and
    there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I
    do?"
    "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
    "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
    At this the midwife again apologises, collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the
    bum.
    The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank god for
    that!
    "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that it was going
    to bark."
     
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  3. redjeeper

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    Nov 4, 2003
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    Too funny :)
     

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