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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by tvrfreak, Feb 19, 2004.
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence
is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. She stands up in the front of the plane and
screams, "I'm too young to die!" Twice more she wails, "I'm too young to die!
I'm too young to die!" She shakes and sobs for a just a moment, and then gathers
her courage and continues, "Well if I'm going to die I want my last minutes on
Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever
made me really feel like a woman! Well I've HAD IT! Is there ANYONE on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. All the passengers have forgotten their own
peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like
a woman." He's gorgeous: Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at
a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the
strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Her lips part slightly. Muscles
ripple across his chest as he reaches the trembling woman and extends his arm
and holds his shirt out and whispers...