friends reunited------------------------

Out of the blue, a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine called me the
other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the great times and wild
nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if
I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older, a bit greyer and a lot balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that
she thought tubby, bald, greying men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself"

So I hung up.