Fun with a Scammer.

Lord, here we go again. My new scammer is Jason Price, obviously a nice American kid except he spelled tires "tyres". As usual scammer in red, me in black:


Name: Jason Price
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Comments: My company is intrested in your vehicle,we're offering$16,800.If ok,furnish us with the prefered mode of payment,current pics and shipping procedure.Ope it'd never been in accident before,oil changed,with original tyres&rims.Thanks,Jason[CEO].



Jason,

Thank you for your response to the ad for the lovely Volvo I have for sale.

Please note my address at home is [email protected]. Please send any
other messages to me there so my boss does not find out I'm selling the car
that he gave me for sexual favors.

What can I tell you about this nice car, Jason?

Thanks!!

Puhlina



BTW, here is the ad with a million SOLDs on it so only scammers would reply:

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=172661470&dealer_id=&car_year=2001&make=VOLVO&distance=25&max_price=&model=&end_year=2005&advcd_on=n&min_price=&address=28734&search_type=used&advanced=n&start_year=1981&color=&cardist=0

 

Hello Michael,

Thanks for your mail as regards your vehicle.However,you didnt say anything about my offer and the present condition of the vehicle.I advice your mode of payment to be probably cashiers check spelled out in your name,with the location of the vehicle for shipping and financing arrangements.
Please confirm this and get back at me soon because we're running out of time.

Have a nice day,
Jason.



Dear Jason,

Thank you so much for your kind reply.

First off, my name's not Michael, that's my boss at work that bought me the car. My name is Puhlina Wanker and the car is titled in my name.

It did belong to my boss but it is now mine (as will be a lot of other stuff if he doesn't want his wife to find out I've been polishing his knob at work!)

Anyway, the car is in EXCELLENT condition, needing only a new chassis to be perfect. It has never been in an accident. It is low miles and has new tires on the original wheels. The air has recently been changed in all the tires.

Jason, if you are familiar with these cars, you will know your offer is low, I will be willing to sell for $17,000, not a penny less. I think the extra $200 will be money well spent on the excellent car.

Jason, where do you live? Will you be picking it up personally?

Hoping to hear from you soon,

Puhlina Wanker




Hello Puhlina,

Thanks for your mail as regards you vehicle.I've forwarded the pictures in autotrader to my client for evaluation and confirmation.Due to time constraint on the fact that we are running short of time , i am delighted to tell you that my client has commended your vehicle after i was able to convince him on your new price.He has instructed me to carry on with this transaction, he also instructed me to inform you that payment will get to you in a cashier Check of $24,500 which is a refund payment of a cancelled order earlier made by my client.

Due to Company policy this check has to be made out in this amount to you ,because company policy only allows a refund payment on one Cashier Check. So you are required to deduct the cost of your vehicle $17,000 when payment gets to you and refund balance $7,500 to the shipper for him to be able to offset shipping & tax charges, and other cosmetic repair costs. After payment has reached you and balance sent to shipper via Money Gram outlets or stores around yor location,the shipper's agent will come for inspection, pick up (of vehicle & signing of title papers), some cosmetic touches and drive to a prepaid shipper to be shipped to my customer.

Please confirm this and forward your Names, Address and Phone number for payment to be made to you as soon as possible.


Best regards to you and your family.

Jason.

N/B:A copy of bill of sales/agreement will be sent to you after confirmation of this information.However,my company is located at 5725 Mule Deer Pl Littleton, CO 80135.



Dear Jason,

So glad to hear from you. I'm glad you are interested in the car. I don't quite understand why you would send so much money. All I want is $17,000, not $24,500. Will you simply send me $17,000 and we will not worry over the refund? That refund makes me somewhat nervous as I don't understand it. $750 is a lot of money to me as I have lost my husband in an accident at the sausage factory and I have to watch my money very carefully.

So I think to simplify it a check for the $17,000 only is better.

My mailing address is

Puhlina wanker
342 Cumspot Place
Charlotte NC 23348

Jason, where are you?

Yours, Puhlina.

 

Hello Puhlian,

Thanks for the informations you sent as regards the check payment.However,i've informed my client of your misunderstanding with his informations.
He adviced that the refund should be made to the shipper to enable him clear some shipping charges, do some cosmetic touches and to foot his hotel expences.

This money should be sent to him directly to clear these charges.Please dont get nervous,adhere to these instructions because the check had already been prepared and due for sending.I assure you ultimate sincerity.

Moreover,am located at located at 5725 Mule Deer Pl Littleton, CO 80135.

Thanks for your understanding,

Jason.
206 666-1925.




Dear Jason,
How are things in Colorado? Is it cold and snowing? Do you ski? I've only been to Colorado once, and that was many years ago.

Unfortunately, my dyspareunia acted up and it cut the trip short. But, as Handy (my late husband) used to say: "dyspareunia is better than no pareunia"!! HA-HA!!!

He was really funny that way. He was a premature ejaculator so it wasn't all that bad. In fact often he wouldn't even penetrate before soiling himself. Then he would insist it was MY fault, can you imagine? Jason, you don't go in for all that anal penetration stuff do you? I didn't think so, not with such a nice name like "Jason". Handy really liked that stuff. Lord knows I had to put up with a lot from that man.

Anyway, getting to business: Jason, I must tell you more about the car. It needs no touch up what-so-ever. Did I mention the little problem with the mice in the airbox? Its all cleaned out now and there is no real damage as I repaired the wiring loom with my soldering gun and some Christmas light wires. It looks really professional even if I do say so myself. The left headlight is a little brighter than the right, or maybe it's just my cataracts.

So, just sent the Check For $17,000 (not that silly extra you keep talking about, you can send that check your self) to the Cumspot address. If that's a problem just let me know, I'm sure we can work something out!

I do like the internet, don't you Jason? I've met some of the nicest people here. It's hard to believe how much I use it now.I can get good recipes just as easily as selling my nice car to you Jason!!

Anyway, It's been nice chatting, but I have an appointment to get my hair done and if I'm late that little b!tch will really fnck it up---pardon MY French!!! Ha-Ha!!



Seasonally yours,

Puhlina Wanker. XOXO

 

Just wait, that's coming.

 

Dear Jason, .

I have not heard from you in over a day. I do hope everything is alright with you. I hope you have not changed your mind about this lovely Volvo.

Jason, I hope I did not cause you concern in reference to the few little problems I've had with the car. As far as the $7,500 refund, I've been thinking of that and I think it will be fine to do it like that. In fact I'm going to town tomorrow, and will not be going back for over a week, so i can go ahead and send you the $7,500 tomorrow so the shipper will have his money. Jason, where do I send that Money Gram?

Please let me know soon! I get wet thinking about you!

Your Gal-Pal, Puhlina

P.S. Here is a picture of Handy and me at the last "Swingin' Elders" convention
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I just responded to 2 more scammers as Puhlina(honestly, do they scam everybody equally or do they think Volvo sellers are particular suckers??). Hope I don't bet the 3 concurrent stories mixed up!


It's amazing I keep getting responses to that ad.

 

WOOHOO!!! Scammer Jason's still on the hook:

HELLO PUHLINA,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?I HAVE ALREADY FORWARDED YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION TO MY CLIENT AND AFTER DISCUSSIONS WITH HIM OVER THE PHONE , HE ADVISED THAT YOU SHOULD EXPECT YOUR PAYMENT PACKAGE VIA COURIER SERVICE ON OR BEFORE TUESDAY NEXT WEEK AS HE IS PRESENTLY ON A BUSINESS TRIP BUT WOULD BE BACK WITHIN THE WEEK ,HE ALSO INSTRUCTED THAT YOU MAKE THE TITLE PAPER AND THE VEHICLE READY AS SOON AS PAYMENT GETS TO YOU. HE FURTHER ADVISED THAT YOU REMOVE THE AD. FROM THE INTERNET TO AVOID HAVING PROBLEMS WITH OTHER INTENDING BUYERS SINCE YOUR PAYMENT HAS ALREADY BEEN CONFIRMED. I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP ME INFORMED AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE PAYMENT, SO THAT I WILL INSTRUCT YOU ON WHAT TO DO AND ALSO THE APPROVED SHIPPER TO SEND THE BALANCE TO. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL TO CONFIRM THAT YOU GOT MY MAIL. AND ALSO CONSIDER YOUR VEHILCE SOLD .
THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED PATIENCE,UNDERSTANDING AND CO-OPERATION.

KIND REGARDS,
JASON.



Hi Jason,

So glad to hear from you! I was getting a little worried that I might have been given the ol' drive-shaft here! Ha!

I'm glad you asked how I'm doing. I've been having some trouble lately with my digestive tract. It seem when I eat anything with a lot of fiber I get really flatulent. I was in church last Sunday, and I could tell there was going to be a real problem. I could feel all the rumbling as the gas filled my rectum but I held it, knowing that a Hymn was coming up. So, anyway as we all stood to sing "Hark the Herald Angels Sing", I inadvertently let it rip! It was a real stinker! I looked real hard at Judy Simons who was sitting next to me so as to divert attention to her, but she just glared at me. Can you imagine? The little b!tch.... Honestly, I must have cleared out 2 whole pews. Thank goodness it wasn't a wet one if you know what I mean.

Jason, the check that I have already made out to you has me a little worried. I've never sold anything over the internet before and this is all new to me.

Did you get the nice picture of Handy and me I sent you? I did that so you would know you are dealing with a REAL person, an HONEST person. Jason, I don't want to offend you but I would really like to have a picture of you as well. It will make me feel better before I send you the check for $7,500.

Jason, I need for you to send me a large and clear picture of you holding a sign with my last name on it. That way I will know you are REAL and HONEST.

Summary: A large and clear picture of you holding a large sign with my last name: WANKER

Once I see this I will send your money-gram right-a-way!!

Hoping to be yours,

Puhlina

 

It appears Jason sent a check to the Cumspot address and FedEx had problens finding it!:

Hello Puhilna,
Am sorry for the delay .However, my client called me and informed me that he's having a little problem with fedex courier,that the package was retured due to some mistake in the destination address.He later confirmed that everything'd been cleared.

He later said that he'll be leaving town to see his wife who just delivered a baby boy in L.A.He instructed that you'll recieve the payment in few days time probably before 1st January 2005. because that he'd to clear the hospital bills.

Please confirm this and get back to me.

Thanks for your kind understanding,
Jason.



Jason!

So good to hear from you. I must admit I was a little worried that you might have given up on the car deal.

Jason, I do not understand, Did you not send the check to the Cumspot address?

Just to confirm, here it is again:

Puhlina Wanker
342 Cumspot Place
Charlotte NC 23348

Jason I hope you are having a nice Christmas season. I certainly am, although it won't be the same without Handy. I do miss that man.

Did I ever tell you how he died? As you know he worked at the sausage factory, and as you know Handy did have some peculiar ways.

Anyway, Handy used to have this habit of sticking his pecker in the case stuffing machine, as it produced a rhythmic vacuum feeling. Generally he would only ejaculate into the bratwurst that was later sold as "Cheeder Cheese Brats" but unbenownst to him Fred Taylor had the case stuffer set on "Kielbasa" rather than "bratwurst". The suction was so great that it ripped Handy's tallywacker completely off.

Needless to say, Handy was embarrassed by this and hid in a broom closet. 2 days later they found him exsanguinate on the floor. What a terrible way to go. At least he died doing what he liked best, secretly jacking in other people's food.


Jason, I have STILL not received that picture of you. I must have a large picture of you holding a large and clear sign of my last name.

Jason, I'm afraid I cannot send you this check for $7,500 until I see that picture. Summary:

A large and clear picture of you holding a sign that says, in large letters: WANKER.

Jason, remember I already sent you a picture of Handy and me.

Your pen-pal

Puhlina

 

I try to limit that pesky time-wasting effort to about 20-26 hours a week.