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  1. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

  2. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    President Carbon Rock.

    G. Digital McCoy Slither.

    Tricktickler McCoy Beautiful.

    Big Playah McCoy Shmoove.

    Pimp Daddy C. Sneed.

    Bishop Don C. Kicks.

    Tricktickler McCoy Skillz.

    Sticky Fingers C. Beautiful.

    Funk Master Carbon Wicked.

    Ice Master McCoy Flash.

    Golden Brown Carbon Valentine. (my favorite so far).

    Papa C. Love.

    Master Pimp McCoy Slim.

    Treacherous C. Rockefeller.

    Professor Truth Carbon Love.

    Pimptastic C. Quick.

    Treacherous Carbon Slick.

    Pimptastic Carbon Slither.

    Sugartastic McCoy Glide.

    Fadeproof Carbon G.

    Reverend Doctor C. Squeeze.

    Sticky Fingers McCoy Slither.

    Delicious McCoy Love. (now where've i heard that before?).

    Golden Brown Carbon Glide. (Sounds like a chocolate-flavored lubricant).

    Master Pimp Carbon Squeeze.

    Snake Eyes C. Wicked.

    Pimptastic McCoy Skillz.

    Suede C. Flava.

    Silicon Slick C. Skillz.

    Tricktickler C. Rockefeller.

    Golden Brown Carbon Slim.

    Big Playah Carbon Skillz.

    Fadeproof Carbon Large. (another favorite!).

    Diamondtrim McCoy Ice.

    Treacherous McCoy Clinton. (Dave will LOVE this one!).

    Devious Honey Carbon Fresh.

    Sticky Fingers C. Flow.

    Vicious D. McCoy Flex. (sounds like a really embarassing bathroom accident).

    Pimptastic McCoy Flash.

    Reverend Doctor McCoy Slick.

    Macktastic C. Trump. (Sounds like something that would urge me to go to a clinic).

    Crazy Eyes McCoy Gates. (Sounds like a name Gus would give me if we had to go "take care" of something).

    Treacherous C. Slim.

    Sugartastic C. Luthor.

    Stealth Maestro McCoy Large. (If Jordan and i put a band together, that's what it would be called).

    Magic Tickle. McCoy Sweetness. (i swear i've had to deny that namesake in a court of law).

    Silicon Slick C. Ice.

    Reverend McCoy Fresh. (Pimps for Jesus?).

    Silver Tongue C. Glide. (i did NOT have sexual relations with that woman).

    Pimp Daddy McCoy Ice.

    Mack Master C. Joker.

    Bishop Don Carbon Dogg.

    Fine Ass Carbon Quick. (A perfect example of the blatant irony of this site).

    Papa C. Beautiful.

    Professor Truth McCoy Tickle. (There's a lot of tickling going on here; is this some sort of twisted, clandestine arcane Mr. Rogers reference?).

    Pimp Daddy Carbon Sweetness.

    Sheik C. Joker.

    Reverend Doctor C. Large. (No one would even believe that).

    Pimp Daddy Carbon Slither.

    Sugartastic McCoy Dazzle. (This is what they called me at the local precinct when i was a kid).

    Bishop Don McCoy Rock. (The pope gave me this name).

    Sticky Fingers McCoy Rockefeller.

    Suede C. G.

    Funk Master C. Fresh.

    Vicious D. Carbon Sneed. (That was the title of the article in the paper the day i graduated high school).

    Funk Master Carbon Valentine.

    Golden Brown Carbon Shmoove. (This went away after 3 days of ointment treatment).

    Deacon Dr. Carbon Jazz. (As you can tell, i'm very religious).

    Sweet Chocolate McCoy Slick.

    Sheik Carbon Shmoove.

    Pimp Daddy C. Clinton.

    Devious Honey McCoy Flow. (i'm still taking antibiotics for this).

    Tricktickler Carbon Fresh.

    Stealth Maestro C. Dogg.

    Suede McCoy G.

    Mack Master C. Squeeze. (i did this in public and was arrested).

    Ghetto Fabulous C. Gates. (That right there is just straight up poetic).

    Dopetastic Carbon Tickle. (My parole officer wasn't happy when he found about this).

    Suede Carbon Large. (My ex-girlfriend broke up with me when i told her this was how i wanted to be addressed from that day forward).

    Magic Tickle. McCoy Quick.

    Deacon Dr. McCoy Sweetness. (i was a live-in pastor at the Hershey factory when i was dubbed with this moniker).

    Devious Honey Carbon Squeeze. (Another reason i'm not allowed to vote).

    Sheik McCoy Silk.

    Reverend McCoy Kicks. (This is back when i was obsessed with Bruce Lee).

    Bishop Don C. Jazz.

    Stealth Maestro C. Smooth.

    Professor Truth McCoy Clinton.

    Fine Ass C. Flex. (This is similar to "don't drop the soap").

    Master Fly C. Love.

    Master Pimp C. Slick.

    Crazy Eyes C. Squeeze.

    Diamondtrim C. G. (In stores now!).

    Silicon Slick McCoy Gates.

    Bishop Don McCoy Rockefeller.

    Big Playah McCoy Shizzle.

    Vicious D. C. Shmoove (It's a British Columbia thing, you wouldn't understand).

    Trick Magnet C. Love.

    Big Playah McCoy Dogg.

    G. Digital C. Beautiful.

    Diamondtrim McCoy Flex.

    Snake Eyes McCoy Luthor.

    Mack Master McCoy Rockefeller.

    Fadeproof Carbon Skillz.

    Papa C. Love.

    Magic Tickle. McCoy Luthor.

    Reverend Doctor McCoy Beautiful.

    Silver Tongue McCoy Squeeze.

    Golden Brown C. Shizzle.

    Ice Master C. Luthor.

    Crazy Eyes McCoy Rock.

    Pimptastic McCoy Squeeze.

    Reverend Doctor McCoy Wicked.

    Mack Master McCoy Trump.

    Fine Ass McCoy Slick. (Not recommended in a crowded room).
     
  3. C. Losito

    C. Losito Formula Junior

    Dec 12, 2003
    908
    Metro St. Louis
    Full Name:
    Chris Losito
    That's it, I'm changing my screen name to Reverend Chris Flow.
     
  4. sjmst

    sjmst F1 Veteran
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 31, 2003
    9,787
    Long Island, NY
    Full Name:
    Sam
    Fadeproof Sam Ice
     
  5. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    What about Liquid Finger Losito...?
     
  6. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    58,584
    In front of you
    Full Name:
    BCHC
    Yeah Baby.

    Silver Tongue D. Rock
     
  7. Auraraptor

    Auraraptor F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Sep 25, 2002
    11,389
    MO
    Pimptastic Butt Love :(
     
  8. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,612
    Land of Slugs & Moss
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    Diamondtrim Parks kick
    Fadeproof D.Rockefeller
    Mackmaster Parks Dazzle
    Pimptastic Parks Shizzle

    Mr. White Chocolate Parks Kicks

    Master Fly Parks Rock
    Fineass Parks Squeeze
    President Parks Glide
    Silver Togue Parks Large
     
  9. damcgee

    damcgee Formula 3

    Feb 23, 2003
    1,864
    Mobile, AL
    #9 damcgee, May 19, 2004
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
  10. C. Losito

    C. Losito Formula Junior

    Dec 12, 2003
    908
    Metro St. Louis
    Full Name:
    Chris Losito
    That's what she said. ;)
     
  11. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Sep 5, 2001
    21,921
    Panther City, Texas
    Full Name:
    Will
    Mr. White Chocolate Huber Smooth
     
  12. Doody

    Doody F1 Veteran

    Nov 16, 2001
    6,099
    MA USA
    Full Name:
    Mr. Doody
    Pimp Daddy Doody Squeeze
    Vicious D. Mister Slick
    Macktastic Doody Valentine

    very funny stuff - thanks for posting the link, dude.

    doody.
     
  13. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    Sounds like the name of a cesspool company...
     
  14. Matt LaMotte

    Matt LaMotte Formula 3

    Oct 30, 2002
    1,868
    Pensacola
    Mack Master Matt Sweetness
     
  15. Greg G

    Greg G F1 Rookie

    Crazy Eyes G. Loco - LOL
     
  16. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

    Dec 8, 2003
    3,504
    Hell
    Full Name:
    Chris
    Vicious D. Chris Trump(WTF?)
    Ice Master Mitchell Ice.
    And my fave. Reverend Doctor Chris Slim.
     
  17. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    Funniest ***** I have ever read on here, C.

    Lotta time on your hands this evening??
     
  18. isellpower

    isellpower Formula Junior

    Nov 30, 2003
    882
    Midwest
    Full Name:
    Jason
    Deacon Dr. Power Dogg

    I'm gonna start using it...
     
  19. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    #19 maranelloman, May 19, 2004
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
  20. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    LOL... i had to pull away from the "stresses" of my Ferrari-related duties for a few minutes... :)
     
  21. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    I have already changed my Profile "full name"...
     
  22. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    LOL...! It should really include something marshmallow-related... :)
     
  23. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    ...and your license plate frame should say something "StayPuff Maranello Motorcars" or something like that... :)
     
  24. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    Mr. White Chocolate Marshmallow Flex

    Sweet Chocolate Marshmallow G.

    Ghetto Fabulous Man Quick

    Mack Master Marshmallow Slim

    Papa Marshmallow Valentine

    Sheik Marshmallow Silk (sounds like condoms...)

    Pimp Daddy M. Kicks

    Delicious Marshmallow Jazz
     
  25. Forza1

    Forza1 Formula Junior

    Mar 20, 2004
    484
    California
    Full Name:
    DC
    I'd say mine tops them all :D

    "Dustin" resulted in: "Stealth Maestro D. Trump"



    -Yours, SMDT ;)
     

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