Funniest/Stupidest comments you have received about your Ferrari

I bought another sports car and was heading out to the tax office to pay the property tax and my girlfriend says to me...."hope it goes OK at the tax office". I reply, it's only money and you can't take it with you when you die, and it's only good for sports cars and girlfriends.... and she replies pointedly ..."girlfriend" !

 

One time I replied it was the radio system and the exhaust the speakers.

 

I was stopped in traffic in front of a karate studio in my 328. There were two guys sitting outside that I could hear talking. One of them pointed out the car and asked what it was and the other guy confidently answered that is was a Testarossa. If that wasn't enough, the same guy continues his conversation by saying "That's why I take karate. So I can kick guys like thats a$$es."

 

I was a black belt at 17, old school stuff, not the type of schools of today. I wish I was in your position on that day.

 

The guy was just a schmuck and didn't seem like a real threat. He just seemed like a typical idiot who liked to talk to sound tough, but just made himself look like an ass. It was so unexpected I actually started laughing and yelled over to him - "Hey, WTF did I do?" But, traffic started moving before I got an answer.

 

I thought you meant in a parking lot like those open malls with the local a martial arts place. Nothing worst than some punk talking smack, they can be funny too, lol.

 

No, this was "Main St." in the town I was living in at the time. A two lane road lined with store fronts and a couple couple traffic lights.

 

At a busy gas station, a nosey non car guy asked briskly "Hey, what kind of work do you do to afford a car like that"?

I just didn't appreciate his approach, told him, I worked for the IRS. He quickly got in his car and drove away.

 

Excellent answer!

 

Excellent indeed! If you don't mind I'll use it when required.

 

If someone ever asks me that question, I will respond "I kill people who ask me what I do for a living so nobody finds out what I do for a living"

 

LMAO!! That was good

Amen. Comes with the territory

 

I generally tell people who ask that I am a political assassin. It's less controversial than what I really do.

 

a little old lady says ...is dat da der da new mustang. i said why yes it is. its the 2012.... its not out yet but i have some connections.

 

"Aren't you a little YOUNG to be driving a Ferrari?"

Que? Is there a legal age limit for owning a Ferrari?

 

To purge oneself of selfish and evil thoughts, Right?

A bright red Fiero showed up at a C&C some time back. I overheard the owner tell onlookers it was really a Ferrari with a replica Fiero body. LOL

 

All I know right now is that I ate the best burgers at El Carbonero ages ago.

 

Interesting, but no affiliation.

FWIW: USS CARBONERO - SS337 - DBF

http://www.usscarbonero.com/artt05LO.jpg

 

Not a Ferrari, but I was driving the McLaren F1 one evening and a kid in a Porsche that had been trying to dog me followed me back and got out and asked me what I did to "that NSX to make it so fast"... Laughed my b*tt off......So did his buddy....

 

Nice pic, and interesting how I never forgot a Vietnam veteran with a prosthetic arm that I saw eating there a few times.

 

wow, he really had no idea did he. Do you still have the Macca?

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I probably posted this somewhere in a similar thread, but:

In Bowling Green, Ohio, my wife and I exited the freeway one evening in the 308 to run directly into a sobriety checkpoint. All lanes closed, bunch of officers and their cars, no one gets through. The cop who talked to us was pretty cool. Two comments were memorable:

As he crouched down to talk to us, he said, "You're hurting my knees to make me get down this low!"

And better, at the end, "Okay, the statute of limitations is over; Now, tell me, what have you had this thing up to?"

I pointed at my 1980 GTBi's stock 85mph speedometer whose last printed number is 80 and said, "Eighty miles per hour!"

 

The cop has a great sense of humor...as well as you too by "pleading the 5th".

 

Couldn't agree more, people need to mind their own business.