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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    The search thing froze up so I'm doing a new one! :D

    Today, I talked on the phone to a guy named:

    Lon Moore!
     
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  2. fluque

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    Last year while shopping at Best Buy I came across a female attendant called "Porscha" ! ..... according to her nametag. It cracked me up and wanted to ask if the name had anything to do with the car but the wife thought it was rude.
     
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  3. fanatic1

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    When I worked in DC there was a very attractive woman who was in the navy. I think her first name was Alice last name Swallows............as crazy as that is, because of her rank she was addressed as SEAMAN Swallows.
     
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  4. BigAl

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    Hey, while in the military I trained a guy named, no kidding...Richard Head.
     
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    i worked with a girl named portia before. pernounced just like the car. never asked if she knew what a cool name she had
     
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    God's honest truth I hired a guy once named Richard Ryder. Needless to say he refused to go by Richard for some insane reason.
     
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  7. BigAl

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    my guy DEFINITELY went by Richard....
     
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    I did some buildout plans for a dentist named Peter Pullon.
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    Dentist in San Diego area-Dr. Speedy Nutz...no kidding.
     
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    I know a guy named Mike Scay.
     
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  11. davem

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    Friends sister in H.S, Kim Kime
    At hospital Dr. walks in to see my wife, Introduces himself as Dr. Emde.
    I made the poor guy repeat it 3 times. he had the look on his face that this was the millionth time this happenned.
    Another Dr., Dr. Goodkind
     
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  12. redhead

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    I worked with a guy with the same name, and he went by Dick. no joke. Business cards and all....
     
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  13. 1badimport

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    Knew a couple for whatever reason named their son Rusty Fender. Why do people insist on getting hammered at the wrong times in life???
     
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  14. 134282

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    And here... (This is another rough surname to have if you're a girl - or a guy...! Not that there's anything wrong with that...!)

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    Gus and i love that site...!
     
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  15. Jdubbya

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    Worked with a guy named Richard Rash and yes he did go by Dick not Richard.

    There's always the old standby Dick Trickle.
     
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    A construction superintendant I work with is named Dick Crop (of S&M fame).
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    LOL! Poor guy, can you imagine everyone laughing when they hear that name?

    ...and I don't care how far back you last name goes, you need to realize the s**t your kid's gonna go thru with the name.
     
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  18. BigAl

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    S**T! I wondered where the fam'bly got to!
     
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    WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A JOEL LIP****Z

    WE TEASED HIM SAYING "IF YOUR LIP CAN SHIIT, MY ASSS CAN TALK"....HES NOW A JUDGE IN A NASSAU COUNTY, NY COURT...
     
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  20. masermartin

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    My librarian in elementary was called Cathy Kathy


    Friend of the family Penny Worth (she married into the last name)


    My principal was Richard A. Long (yes, we had fun with that)


    Local doctor was Dr. Slaughter
     
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    one of my english teacher's wife worked at a delivery room as a nurse. she said that these two new parents were really in to harleys and such, so they named their kid "shovelhead"

    thats gonna be fun for the next 80 years
     
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    I work with a guy named Dick Clark. Doubly screwed.
     
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  23. sjb509

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    My grandfather's name was Richard Burns, but he went by Dick.

    I dated a girl in college whose last name was pronounced "beaver". She said she would hyphenate her last name if we had gotten married.

    A few more unfortunate people:
    http://www.whitepages.com/5050/search/Find_Person?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=anita&name=dick&city_zip=&state_id=&metro_area=1

    http://www.whitepages.com/5050/search/Find_Person?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=anita&name=hole&city_zip=&state_id=&metro_area=1

    http://www.whitepages.com/5050/search/Find_Person?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=richard&name=wart&city_zip=&state_id=&metro_area=1
     
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  24. sjb509

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    My wife is a teacher, one of the kids at her school is named Andrew Great.

    His initial are AKG, the "K" is Kingedwardthe

    His full name is Andrew Kingedwardthe Great. No joke, it is on his birth certificate. And his parent's last name isn't even Great?!?
     
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  25. Erich

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    Well here in San Diego Dick Ryder is a perennial also ran for mayor of "Americas Finest City" Otherwise known as Enron by the Sea.

    Erich
     
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