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Funny story from the classroom

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  1. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
    925
    Stockholm, Sweden
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    Peter B.
    Charles, age nine, gets the following question in school by his female teacher:
    -"Three birds are sitting on a telephone wire when one of them is shot down.
    How many birds are still sitting on then wire?"
    -"None, Charles replies, the other two gets scared and fly away."
    -"The correct answer is two, but I like the way you think."
    Charles gets an idea and asks his teacher a question of his own:
    -"Three women are sitting on a park-bench eating icecream.
    One of them are chewing on the icecream, the other one is licking on her and the third one are sucking on it.
    Which one of the women are married?"
    -"Well, I suppose it's the one sucking on the icecream, the teacher answers."
    -"No, it should be the one with a rock on her finger but I like the way you think..."

    // Peter
     
  2. docdavid

    docdavid Formula Junior

    Jan 23, 2004
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    Toronto/K-W
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    Mike D
  3. Bimmerista

    Bimmerista Formula 3

    Feb 7, 2004
    1,765
    Carrollton, TX
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    Mike
    Damn straight it should be the one w/the rock on her finger!!
     
  4. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

    Nov 20, 2002
    17,673
    Tauranga, NZ
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    Pete
    I would have proposed to the teacher ... but then her thinking would probably change after uttering 'I do' ;)

    Pete :D
     

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